InnerCityRebel Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Realized fuck my arms are sore.Thinking back to my drunkeness last nite i realized i climbed a billboard to get on a roof to catch tags.I am thinking not the best idea to do when your drunk.What stupid thinks have you done just to get tag while drunk..whoops wrong area to post graff related stories so post any dunp things you have done in the last 2 weeks while drunk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 The other night I tried to get into a picture with a bunch of tourists. When they wouldn't let me I became a really large smoldering asshole as if they'd offended me by not wanting some strange, drunk fuck in their vacation pictures. It turned out they were from England (except one broad from CT) so I started on with the horrible fake accent and used the words 'sixes and sevens' in conjunction with 'bloody cunts, blimey!'. After I offered to fight their male friends and wandered off they chased me down to shower me with apologizing and hugs. I hugged the cute ones, grabbed a few boobies and then took the picture they kicked me out of in the first place. I even managed to get a phone number for if I'm ever in CT. You have no idea how fulfilling it is to completely be in the wrong about something, damn-well knowing you're in the wrong but refusing to admit fault, and making people say they're sorry for the conflict that never would have existed had you not provoked it. Running from cops sucks when you can't keep your head up to see where you're going.. I know that much about painting on the drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 My fuckin’ head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 Originally posted by Weapon X My fuckin’ head. I think I grew a tumor.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 last weekend i went tubing on a river at about midnight in the pitch black. a bunch of people tried to talk me out of it. it turned out fun as hell and injury free. but i did wake up thinking what in sams hell were you thinking!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 doing a lot of broad daylight shit, shit makes you cringe when youre sober Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kido Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 "liquid courage" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 last 2 weeks while drunk, hmmm.... -drove on front lawns in my pops neighborhood -threw darts at people in the street -got a girls phone number in front of her boyfriend -fucked a russian (who just got new nipple piercings) -saw how fast i could get my car up to (only goes up to 110mph when floored) -wrote on a lot of things and it looks dumb as usual when im too drunked -men should never wear sandals and a friend i havent seen in a year was gayin em up and i pissed on his foot by accident on purpose thats what i remember edit: and spent way too much fucking money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLAYTONCROWN Posted August 22, 2004 Share Posted August 22, 2004 I dont remember any of this but... Apperently me and my friends were on the bus going somewhere and i randomly got off so they followed me and i went into and alley and behind this resteraunt where there was this ladder going up to a rooftop and all the kitchen staff was right under it and i was trying to get up it for a good while with great difficulty and i had no paint and no pens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 last saturday i was hitting up this wall where some fags had crossed out the crew but they didnt put shit just some fucking numbers. so my girl threw a party for her moms 50th birthday down the street from this wall so i fucking got drunk i was drinking straight from the keg. so me and my homie go over to the wall and he hits up first then i crossed out those fucking numbers and wrote all over the wall about 6 times then my homie was like "lets roll" then i wrote "12ozprophets" on the bottom of the wall and my friend asked me "what the fuck is that" and i told him "niggas know" true fucking boring story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 - Called my friend a cocksucker in front of a bunch of little kids - Climbed a signal tower to "see if i can see my house" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan things you have done in the last 2 weeks while drunk upi know what's sad... everything I've done for the past 2 weeks was done drunk. Seriously.. every damn night. Now I'm 'de-saucing' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 I have what has been dubbed "the party shorts" which are these obnoxiously small biker shorts that tent to just show up on my legs when I'm drunk at parties. Of course these shorts are accompanied by a headband of some sort, but reguardless! Saturday night I was probably like 12 to 13 beers deep the shorts came on. Not a problem, they normally do. After sometime I was instructed by my girlfriend to take a shower because I was covered in beer. This made sense so the shorts and I took a shower. I neglected to dry myself off and wandered around outside soaking wet in the shorts for like an hour and it was freezing cold. Now my throat is soar and my nose is dripping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 not get any play when my boy threw a party packed with girls....fuck ex boyfriends! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phels Posted August 23, 2004 Share Posted August 23, 2004 on saturday after a club i went to some bloke i hates house party, the people i was with wanted to go so i had to. had a fight with his house mate because i stole his basketball, it got broke up, good to he was quite a bit bigger than me. got angry, was coming up on pill so stole a load of beers from the house and went of to paint all on my own. wandered about for ages, blagged a fag of some big pimp standing with his dirty fat bitch hooker (what was i thinking?). went tracksides, (smacking my head off the roof of a low bridge about 5 times) loads of trackies there so staggered about bombing fairly easy spots and then bumped into the friends i was with earlier. had a spliff in a park and went home.:beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted August 24, 2004 Share Posted August 24, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo I think I grew a tumor.... it's not a tumor http://www.geocities.com/theactionkingsa/KindergartenCop-1.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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