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I just woke up and...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by InnerCityRebel, Aug 22, 2004.

  1. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    Realized fuck my arms are sore.Thinking back to my drunkeness last nite i realized i climbed a billboard to get on a roof to catch tags.I am thinking not the best idea to do when your drunk.What stupid thinks have you done just to get tag while drunk..whoops wrong area to post graff related stories so post any dunp things you have done in the last 2 weeks while drunk
  2. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 10
    The other night I tried to get into a picture with a bunch of tourists. When they wouldn't let me I became a really large smoldering asshole as if they'd offended me by not wanting some strange, drunk fuck in their vacation pictures. It turned out they were from England (except one broad from CT) so I started on with the horrible fake accent and used the words 'sixes and sevens' in conjunction with 'bloody cunts, blimey!'. After I offered to fight their male friends and wandered off they chased me down to shower me with apologizing and hugs. I hugged the cute ones, grabbed a few boobies and then took the picture they kicked me out of in the first place. I even managed to get a phone number for if I'm ever in CT.

    You have no idea how fulfilling it is to completely be in the wrong about something, damn-well knowing you're in the wrong but refusing to admit fault, and making people say they're sorry for the conflict that never would have existed had you not provoked it.

    Running from cops sucks when you can't keep your head up to see where you're going.. I know that much about painting on the drink.
  3. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202
    My fuckin’ head.
  4. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,030 Likes Received: 123
    I think I grew a tumor....
  5. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    last weekend i went tubing on a river at about midnight in the
    pitch black. a bunch of people tried to talk me out of it. it turned out fun as hell and injury free. but i did wake up thinking what in sams hell were you thinking!!!!!!!!
  6. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    doing a lot of broad daylight shit, shit makes you cringe when youre sober
  7. kido

    kido Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 1,463 Likes Received: 0
    "liquid courage"
  8. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 24, 2003 Messages: 3,243 Likes Received: 16
    last 2 weeks while drunk, hmmm....
    -drove on front lawns in my pops neighborhood
    -threw darts at people in the street
    -got a girls phone number in front of her boyfriend
    -fucked a russian (who just got new nipple piercings)
    -saw how fast i could get my car up to (only goes up to 110mph
    when floored)
    -wrote on a lot of things and it looks dumb as usual when im too drunked
    -men should never wear sandals and a friend i havent seen in a year
    was gayin em up and i pissed on his foot by accident on purpose

    thats what i remember

    edit: and spent way too much fucking money


    Joined: Dec 3, 2003 Messages: 506 Likes Received: 1
    I dont remember any of this but...

    Apperently me and my friends were on the bus going somewhere and i randomly got off so they followed me and i went into and alley and behind this resteraunt where there was this ladder going up to a rooftop and all the kitchen staff was right under it and i was trying to get up it for a good while with great difficulty and i had no paint and no pens.
  10. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    last saturday i was hitting up this wall where some fags had crossed out the crew but they didnt put shit just some fucking numbers. so my girl threw a party for her moms 50th birthday down the street from this wall
    so i fucking got drunk i was drinking straight from the keg. so me and my homie go over to the wall and he hits up first then i crossed out those fucking numbers and wrote all over the wall about 6 times then my homie was like "lets roll" then i wrote "12ozprophets" on the bottom of the wall and my friend asked me "what the fuck is that" and i told him
    "niggas know" true fucking boring story.
  11. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    - Called my friend a cocksucker in front of a bunch of little kids

    - Climbed a signal tower to "see if i can see my house"
  12. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    upi know what's sad...
    everything I've done for the past 2 weeks was done drunk.
    Seriously.. every damn night. Now I'm 'de-saucing'
  13. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    I have what has been dubbed "the party shorts" which are these obnoxiously small biker shorts that tent to just show up on my legs when I'm drunk at parties. Of course these shorts are accompanied by a headband of some sort, but reguardless! Saturday night I was probably like 12 to 13 beers deep the shorts came on. Not a problem, they normally do. After sometime I was instructed by my girlfriend to take a shower because I was covered in beer. This made sense so the shorts and I took a shower. I neglected to dry myself off and wandered around outside soaking wet in the shorts for like an hour and it was freezing cold. Now my throat is soar and my nose is dripping.
  14. -MOE LESTER-

    -MOE LESTER- Guest

    not get any play when my boy threw a party packed with girls....fuck ex boyfriends!
  15. phels

    phels Junior Member

    Joined: Apr 17, 2003 Messages: 206 Likes Received: 0
    on saturday after a club i went to some bloke i hates house party, the people i was with wanted to go so i had to.
    had a fight with his house mate because i stole his basketball, it got broke up, good to he was quite a bit bigger than me.
    got angry, was coming up on pill so stole a load of beers from the house and went of to paint all on my own.
    wandered about for ages, blagged a fag of some big pimp standing with his dirty fat bitch hooker (what was i thinking?).
    went tracksides, (smacking my head off the roof of a low bridge about 5 times) loads of trackies there so staggered about bombing fairly easy spots and then bumped into the friends i was with earlier.
    had a spliff in a park and went home.:beat: