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honestly...who here has pissed themselves recently

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by boogie hands, Nov 22, 2001.

  1. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    waking drunk up to an active geyser....im still baffled
     
  2. dirtysicks

    dirtysicks Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 5, 2001 Messages: 1,203 Likes Received: 0
    Not me man, I did however throw up all over myself about a year and a half ago, I was passed out and woke up to vomit on myself and my bedding only to plop back into that slop and sleep. I am sure that this awful situation is familiar to others, I doubt any will confess. We should start a confession thread where heads can confess all of the evil, immoral, embarrasing shit in there lives.......not really for heads to vent just so we can look at others sick shit and feel better about ourselves. I have to much time on my hands, I need to get back in skool, word.
     
  3. Handjob

    Handjob Guest

    I haven't in about a decade, but a girl I know told me that she did last week. Then she told me that apparently this is a common thing for girls. Hmmm, I don't know...:confused:
     
  4. Pistol

    Pistol Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 12, 2001 Messages: 19,363 Likes Received: 299
    At least that what she told you. My girlfriend spends the night all the time. And I have yet to wake up with her piss all over my bed.
    How old is this girl you're talking about???:eek:
     
  5. HAMMERFALL

    HAMMERFALL Member

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 713 Likes Received: 0
    did it about six months ago, it all depends on how drunk im getting. its cold now so im drinking more rum this time of year. which means when i pass out i dont have 30 gallons of beer in my bladder waiting to sneak out while im sleeping.
     
  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    If anyone hasnt noticed, drinking is bad for you.
     
  7. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 175
    uh... I'm positive I out consume most of you lightweights around here, but I have NEVER pissed my self as a result of my intoxication... you guys might want to get that checked with a doctor oe something, maybe you got a weak gate or overactive pumps or something?

    I have pissed ON myself as a result of drunkenness recently... I was out in the woods and leaning on this tree, it was pitch black but I usually can handle the whole 'piss away from your body' thing with my eyes closed... anyway, I was apparently hitting part of my fly, which made a litlle splash area that created a waterfall, completely soaking the right leg of my pants... remember I was leaning forward, so I was oblivious, so when I finished, I stoop up straight and grabbed my pants to zip my fly and EEEEEW! it sucked, but I had another pair of pants in my car so it was all good... still, I felt like an ass.
     
  8. dukeofyork

    dukeofyork Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 9, 2000 Messages: 1,589 Likes Received: 1
    ohhh my god....

    heres a good one for ya..
    this guy that used to live near me my freshman year in college, was pledging a fraternity...a kid i knew hosted a college radio show (he was a mass comm major) the first guy got waaaay trashed at a frat party and had to go to the bathroom to take a shit. after he pulled down his pants to take a shit, he decided he had to throw up, well, he passed out in mid spew. when the rest of his brothers found him, he had rolled around on the floor AFTER shitting all over, getting shit on his forehead...hence his new nickname, shithead. the president of the pledging brothers called up my friends radio show and told the whole city...assuming anyone was listening to the show...
    anyway, it was really funny at the time..
     
  9. LMNO?

    LMNO? Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 22, 2001 Messages: 214 Likes Received: 0
    About a year ago I was at some dive hip hop club, stumbling off the buck a beers ..went for a stand up piss in the sit down urinal...started drainin and decide to grab my sakura and do a quickie while relieving....after i put it back in my pocket and went to put my member back in position i noticed that i infact had my nib aiming at my undone belt and it was as smart put it, waterfalling all down my pant leg...try being drunk as fuk to the point of poor speech explaining to people that "some asshole spilt beer on the whole bottom of my leg" all night
     
  10. The whole waterfall thing also happened to me last year, in a building full of people with no extra pants available.

    I was in studio, having pulled an allnighter, all coked up on caffeine, listening to some pretty loud and fast music. I went to the urinal to take a piss, and with my mind racing and not paying attention to what I was doing I start peeing without holding my dick and at the same time trying to change the song on my discman. Little did I know that my dick was not fully deployed and had in fact gotten stuck against one of the sides of my fly. I fucking pissed all over my right leg, and waiting outside the bathroom were dozens of classmates and teachers.

    I remembered it was raining like crazy outside, so the only thing I could come up with was to simply throw shitloads of water on myself and pretend I'd been out in the rain... So that's exactly what I did. I splashed sink water over my pants, face, head, until I was soaking went, then went outside, where everyone laughed at me for not having an umbrella. I was like "Yeah, uh, I know, shoulda brought one..." The best part was, I STILL had a lot of work to do, and couldn't go home and change until I finished it, so I wore the pissed pants fr like 3 hours before I was able to take em off. Fun times. Beer,

    El Mamerro
     
  11. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    this sucks to do at a bar. it's happened a few times to me actually...
    i'm not as quick on my feet as El Mamerro so it was all crash and burn...
     
  12. TEARZ

    TEARZ Guest

    haha, all crash and burn....
    i did what smart did about a month ago. except i wasn't drunk- i couldn't find the light in this girl's bathroom and i had to piss like a mowfaga.
     
  13. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

     
  14. bigdork

    bigdork Guest

    the drips for about an half hour after pissing, from too many silver fills.
     
  15. SPLINTER

    SPLINTER Guest

    you may call me a fag for sayin this but if you cant stand and pee with out getting your pants wet, go ahead and sit down while pissing. i developed this method when the god damn seniors used to pull my leg while i was pissing before p.e. causing me to piss my pants or the worst time my gym shorts. so i decide i would act like i was taking a shit to avoid this.

    hey maybe i can pull on some freshmans leg tomorrow. wait im not a senior yet.
     
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