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funny thangs found in people's doo-doo holes...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by cobra_clutch, Jun 9, 2002.

  1. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2002 Messages: 107 Likes Received: 0
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    you think that's dope? check the corresponding story:



    "I have a butt page story for you, but, unfortunately, no documentary evidence. The story was told me by my brother, who used to lodge with a nurse. It is the nurse's story. About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad haemorroids (piles). The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful pile, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a airplane out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's asshole and defused the shell, before removing it."


    ain't that some shit?
     
  2. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

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    here's the live ammo pic again. GANGSTA!
     
  3. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

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    this is a screwdriver. maybe dude's nuts were too tight.
     
  4. SayOne

    SayOne Guest

  5. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

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    a marfarking peppershaker. spicy!
     
  6. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

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    impulse body spray. FLAVOR!
     
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    getting something stuck in your ass=negative dignity points for the rest of your life......

    terrible
     
  8. cobra_clutch

    cobra_clutch Junior Member

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    what's funny to me is thinking about what the people do RIGHT after whatever they realize they put them thangs all the up their ass. that has got to be one of the funniest things to witness.
     
  9. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    that is funny, yet extremely disgusting
     
  10. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    i mean, the 20 inch dildo....damn....was it really necessary to go for all 20 inches?? some people just dont know when to quit i guess....
     
  11. uncle-boy

    uncle-boy Guest

    that dildo is like 1/4 up that assholes back. (pun intended)
     
  12. platapie

    platapie Guest

    what gos thru there head when it happeneds.


    my guess




    oh fuck! not again.
     
  13. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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    Better then a Gerbil..
     
  14. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

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    thanks boogie, you wanna come clean the snapple off my screen now?
     
  15. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :confused: :eek: :crazy: :(
     
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