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cobra_clutch

funny thangs found in people's doo-doo holes...

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you think that's dope? check the corresponding story:

 

 

 

"I have a butt page story for you, but, unfortunately, no documentary evidence. The story was told me by my brother, who used to lodge with a nurse. It is the nurse's story. About five years ago an old WW2 veteran used to come into a hospital clinic in the east end of London suffering from bad haemorroids (piles). The clinic did what they could, but they could never relieve the most painful pile, which would hang down and get stuck on the seam of the man's underpants. To rid himself of the nuisance of this pile, the old man used to push it back up into his rectum using the artillery shell from an anti-aircraft gun he used to man in the war. One day the shell got stuck and the man was forced to hobble down to the hospital to get it removed. As the doctor was about to insert his fingers into the old man's rectum to remove the shell he said 'Of course, this shell is spent, isn't it?' 'Oh no,' said the old man 'There's enough ammo in that shell to blast a airplane out of the sky.' So the doctor called in the army bomb squad, who built a lead box around the old man's asshole and defused the shell, before removing it."

 

 

ain't that some shit?

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what's funny to me is thinking about what the people do RIGHT after whatever they realize they put them thangs all the up their ass. that has got to be one of the funniest things to witness.

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Guest uncle-boy

that is funny, yet extremely disgusting

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i mean, the 20 inch dildo....damn....was it really necessary to go for all 20 inches?? some people just dont know when to quit i guess....

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Guest uncle-boy

that dildo is like 1/4 up that assholes back. (pun intended)

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Guest platapie

what gos thru there head when it happeneds.

 

 

my guess

 

 

 

 

oh fuck! not again.

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Originally posted by boogie hands

i mean, the 20 inch dildo....damn....was it really necessary to go for all 20 inches?? some people just dont know when to quit i guess....

 

thanks boogie, you wanna come clean the snapple off my screen now?

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It says 20x4 cm. That's centimeters there are like 36cm in a foot.

 

 

There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times. Once in 6th and again in 10th grade. Wouldn't you learn the first time.

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Originally posted by deznatori

There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times.

Once in 6th and again in 10th grade.

Wouldn't you learn the first time.

 

 

 

frozen. that's like fucking a popsicle. GANGSTA!

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Guest HAL

You'd probably be in big trouble if it broke when it was thawed.

 

This thread is pretty humorous.

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Originally posted by deznatori

It says 20x4 cm. That's centimeters there are like 36cm in a foot.

 

 

There was a girl I went to school with that got frozen hot dogs stuck up in herself 2 times. Once in 6th and again in 10th grade. Wouldn't you learn the first time.

 

 

wouldn't they freeze to her cooter slime?

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

 

 

wouldn't they freeze to her cooter slime?

 

thats a visual i dont need

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