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funky classmates

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by BROWNer, Dec 8, 2003.

  1. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    so there's this kid in my class named evan..
    he has glasses and his feet point inward when
    he walks. he also wears clothes that don't
    fit him at all and has a serious stutter and overbite.
    on top of this, i caught dude eating his own snot
    in the hallway, a mere meter away from me.
    but that's not so bad, it's the technique that gets me..
    he uses his thumb, and then scraps the nuggets out
    from under his thumbnail on the corner of his
    tooth, totally oblivious to the numerous hot women
    also rocking proximity.
    on friday night we had a big shebang, and he came
    out and got pretty drunk. so drunk that he puked his
    guts out and reeked up the pub so bad that within'
    15 minutes the place was empty.
    he also pulled some sketchy moves on a girl in my
    class that night. her side of the story is he came up, put his arm
    around her shoulder and dropped his hand down for
    a little jug squeeze off.
    hard to say though, becuz as she recounted the incident, she
    explained that it would have been alright if the boobie invasion
    was perpetrated by anybody from class but evan:)confused: ),
    not to mention this girl is highly 'spun'.
    that night, i saw evan bust some of the most awkward dance
    maneuver's known to the male species.
    this kid is the shit.
  2. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

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    lets herar it for evan........
  3. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

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    wow man I've known a few goofballs but none of them reach evan's blingin status
  4. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    "thanks guys"
  5. BROWNer

    BROWNer Guest

    maybe it sounds like i'm dissin' this kid, but i'm
    not(except for uninvited tit tweaking)....he's an original.
    i am down with people that are totally uninhibited
    about themselves(except for the uninvited jug jostle). blingin'.
  6. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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  7. DETO

    DETO 12oz Loyalist

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    EVAN: Whylin' Out Like Special Ed Classes...
  8. gfreshsushi

    gfreshsushi Senior Member

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    way to go, shortbus! earn that parking space!
  9. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    reminds me of a kid in my grade 9 class named Jason.
    kid wore big black horn rimmed glasses which he adjusted every 5 seconds, had a receeding hairline, and wore joggers that were a size too small for him. When he wrote notes he pressed so hard that the next 4 pages were easily legible and had this dope handstyle that looked like it should be used to write on a treasure map.
    I liked the guy. Nowadays i'd guess you'd call him eccentric .

    * i wonder what he'd be like now if i took him to the bar?
  10. ilovedrunk

    ilovedrunk Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2003 Messages: 275 Likes Received: 1
    poop man bob is another one of these characters you speak of.... trust me we have been boys since puberty... true story..
  11. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

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    loyola by far has more weirdos than any other school i know of.

    ok, i'm lounging on the porch in front of my dorm with all the other black-lunged students, just talking...
    all of a sudden this guy (looks about 25) flies up to the porch on his skateboard, wearing a trenchcoat, a vest, and a rubber rat nose.
    he was taking himself completely seriously as he impersonated a rat, begged for cigarettes, talked to himself about the fig newtons he just stole from the union, and repeatedly fell on his face trying to land tricks on his damn skateboard. his arms were covered in track marks, his lips were practically peeling off, and his eyes looked like balls of blood. just picture this scary-ass face wearing a big nasty rat nose.
    he was seriously scaring the shit out of everyone.
    when the desk assistant asked him to stop skating on the porch, the dude's reply was (in his best nasal rat voice): "i wazn skaning, juz surfing myan."
  12. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

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  13. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

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    and how could i forget the japanese kid in my religion class named...."YO HEY" hahaha
  14. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

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    sup w/ a flick
  15. BOZACK

    BOZACK Member

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    ^^of the rat guy? doesn't go to school here, just a random crackout who stopped by one day