OrangeDot Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 here.. www.ulc.org "i love banana splits" "why dont you marry it!!" now you can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhAt_dA_fUcK Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 3 minutes?.........but i want it now!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FourOneTwo Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 hahahahahahahaha IS that real? Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 20 Million Ministers since 1959 ^^ what the...? McMinister ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 im one now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Rev. mikro137 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 BEST LINK EVER! holy crap im a minister Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 i wonder if i can get that shit put on my drivers license.. i had a friend once who paid 100 dollars to get his PHd in immortaliy. its on his drivers license and everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrangeDot Posted November 19, 2002 Author Share Posted November 19, 2002 dude... i want MY phd in immortality.. tell me more!! haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 ULC ordained ministers perform weddings, assist in marriage ceremonies, do baptisms, funerals and much more. what? no exorcism? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fullstop Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 Just call me the reverend of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FlamingHobo Posted November 19, 2002 Share Posted November 19, 2002 hell yeah reverend wilter ready to rip it now.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruener Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 "i feel kind of dirty now." Rev. Ruen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Now allI need to do is start marrying people...who first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 I wish there was a "sign here______" to make me feel more official. I'f I get junk mail, I'll be pissed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Not only am I a minister but I'm also a certified kosher rabbi in texas...beat that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organ Donor Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 you should read that part about becoming a monk. i only made it half way through but those people are nuts. even though they did make me a minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Thats fucking cool. And yes it is for real. My parents did the same thing in the 80s. I can now marry people! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sieb Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 yeah 4 kids at my school have that and they signed a retarded kid up :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 feeling sinister in three minutes..what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Universal Life Church Ministers are authorized to perform sacerdotal ceremonies including the rite of Exorcism, however in this particular practice of a rite or ritual there are additional aspects of exposure to financial, emotional, civil and possibly even criminal liability not common to any other religious rite or ritual. Caution, prayers and great prior consideration are advised before planning and exercising this practice or its related rituals. READ MORE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 bump for GOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deznatori Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Notice the fact it is for all faiths and all are welcome. Say hello to you minister of satan........me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Originally posted by Kilo7- ULC ordained ministers perform weddings, assist in marriage ceremonies, do baptisms, funerals and much more. what? no exorcism? no worries, rev sneak will help you son. what are your sins? confess boyo... and i would like to take this moment to announce the wedding of sneak and the olsen twins. both of them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest old_woman Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 minister niggaz aint shit, yall front like what the fuck is this shit about again? aight uhuhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronnie Dobbs Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 ha-ha im a sinister minister :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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