Mauler5150 Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 5 hours ago, DoWhaterIWant said: Brother, not to get too political but what do you guys think the shadow people do with the length they’re stealing? Probably eat it idk definitely eat it. They are omnidimensional reptilians after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 27, 2023 Author Share Posted July 27, 2023 7 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: All you can do is trudge along man. As bad as it might could be for us, we got it a million times better than a motherfucker working a shipyard in India. Truth. I’m happy to trudge along and I laugh at the caffeine high which inspired this thread as being like a controlled comedown from more potent substances, yet with the same productivity gains being the result. FWIW, I went and achieved my goal of having a 5 figure bank account balance from being literally homeless and dead broke all within the space of a week. Whilst I do intend to use the funds to purchase a van as per my posts in the van dwelling thread the fact that I literally had the conversation with my Mother saying I won’t feel right until I have $10k or more as a safety net in my account last week, and now I am there, and after my first day at work I have the potential to build upon it as I work towards my dreams once again. So the question I asked in the Gen Chat thread remains to be answered. What is scarier? The world’s biggest dick. The world’s biggest pussy Or The world’s biggest asshole. The answer for Me, is simple and obvious, but I still want to hear your takes on this subject. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Well I'm not afraid of my own dick and I love pussy so I guess I'l have to choose asshole? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 World biggest asshole means world biggest turds, so that’s my choice for scariest 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: definitely eat it. They are omnidimensional reptilians after all. Thought so 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 9 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: What is scarier? The world’s biggest dick. The world’s biggest pussy Or The world’s biggest asshole. The answer for Me, is simple and obvious, but I still want to hear your takes on this subject. They’re all the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 3 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: World biggest asshole means world biggest turds, so that’s my choice for scariest IDK, in theory might the world's biggest vagina also have the world's biggest crabs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Speaking of world’s biggest vagina gotta put the Grand Canyon on my bucket list 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 10 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: IDK, in theory might the world's biggest vagina also have the world's biggest crabs? Scorpions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 Bugs on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 15 minutes ago, DoWhaterIWant said: Speaking of world’s biggest vagina gotta put the Grand Canyon on my bucket list I heard it’s beautiful. What are your thoughts on Niagara Falls? Making your list? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 27, 2023 Share Posted July 27, 2023 6 minutes ago, LUGR said: I heard it’s beautiful. What are your thoughts on Niagara Falls? Making your list? We’re gonna need a bigger bucket 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 7 hours ago, DoWhaterIWant said: Speaking of world’s biggest vagina gotta put the Grand Canyon on my bucket list It appears we see the world in a similar way then, and you might appreciate this noting that the thumbnail does not represent the video and the joke I am making within it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 14 hours ago, One Man Banned said: Well I'm not afraid of my own dick and I love pussy so I guess I'l have to choose asshole? 11 hours ago, KILZ FILLZ said: World biggest asshole means world biggest turds, so that’s my choice for scariest Both are the winners of this as per the comments I made in the UFO thread, as the asshole can not only take the same if not more of a pounding than the world's biggest pussy by the world's biggest dick, but it can shit all over them at the same time which not only is humiliating, but it can cause infections, degradation and disease at the same time. Hence why I will never abandon my asshole identity as the Gapeninja because some times I will have to encounter egotistical male fools who need to be shit all over to keep their ego in check., hahahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 hour ago, Mauler5150 said: It appears we see the world in a similar way then, and you might appreciate this noting that the thumbnail does not represent the video and the joke I am making within it. Totally 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 On 7/25/2023 at 1:39 PM, DoWhaterIWant said: The shadow people keep sneaking in at night and making my dick smaller, at first i barely noticed but now I’m scared to go to sleep They sneaking off with your length? Girth? Or both? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 15 minutes ago, LUGR said: They sneaking off with your length? Girth? Or both? Idk man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, DoWhaterIWant said: Idk man U should know this stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 Whole goddamn thread about being on meth the fuck is goin on man 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 minute ago, Boris The Butcher said: Whole goddamn thread about being on meth the fuck is goin on man You ever think of starding a second bizness Mama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: You ever think of starding a second bizness Mama? dance lessons 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 26 minutes ago, LUGR said: U should know this stuff Ok issac newton, both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoWhaterIWant Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 27 minutes ago, Mauler5150 said: Mama 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 50 minutes ago, Mauler5150 said: You ever think of starding a second bizness Mama? One of the all time classic memes I will never let die. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris The Butcher Posted July 28, 2023 Share Posted July 28, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 2 hours ago, Boris The Butcher said: Hmmm. Perhaps you are not familiar with the abysmal Youtube algorithm if you have never been familiarized with what passes as "comedy" in 2023, where the H3/Kleins have extorted and gamed the Youtube algorithm over the years to where they now live in Bel Air and have a literal basketball team of sycophantic employee Yes men and women agreeing with their shit takes and manufactured Youtube dramas. The Redbar guy I posted literally dissects these internet anomalies and deconstructs their characters in the most insane way, and literally predicts the future that has befallen many of his "fools" over the years in a prophetic way that is super entertaining at his best and borderline cringe at his worst. I think that the lore of the whole situation begins in this video, and it should be obvious as to why I took this thread on this tangent. Essentially I have watched this unfold since the extreme sanitation of Youtube and comedy to where everyone seems to be a cocksucking revenue parasite who is worried about offending people in their pursuit of Adsense money, which supposedly "edgy comedians" like the Kleins use to pay off their Bel Air mansions and shit. TLDR- Youtube comedy is a train wreck and I watch it with Redbar acting as a "Condom" of sorts such that I don't give these fools any ad revenue by viewing their videos at the source. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 3 hours ago, DoWhaterIWant said: You are a perfect fit for this forum, and this post proves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted July 28, 2023 Author Share Posted July 28, 2023 On another note, I am realizing that the longer My time on the internet becomes, the smaller the group of people who seem to enjoy the same sense of humor as I do continues to shrink, with this place and the "Svencells" of svenstoffels.com (aka the most cancelled stream on the internet) being the last places online whereby any joke and language can be used in the same fearless way comedy existed in the 80s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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