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1 hour ago, One Man Banned said:

 

Lol/what?  You sure are a duck enthusiast.  As much as I enjoyed seeing them I was really a bit disappoint.

Disappointed about what? They do look a little bit angry.

 

I like how they are all lined up and framed…looks very cool.

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On 6/7/2022 at 1:36 PM, LUGR said:

Pretty sweet looking duck pic I found on my friends office filing cabinet. Date say it’s from ‘92! Classic material.

 

Please rate this duck.

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Identified as a Ruddy Duck today.

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The males’ sexual attacks are made possible by the fact that, unlike most birds, ducks still have a penis. It is not, however, an organ that most humans would recognize, being shaped like a counterclockwise corkscrew and possessing a ribbed or spiky surface. Ducks’ erections are driven by lymphatic, not vascular, pressure, which means that their penises never become stiff. Rather, they erect flexibly, but explosively, into the female’s body in less than half a second. Ejaculation takes place immediately. And duck penises can be long—really long. A breeding male mallard in your typical city park has a five-inch penis. In the case of the diminutive Argentine lake duck, the penis is longer than the duck itself—more than sixteen inches.


https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/duck-sex-and-the-patriarchy

 

My search history just got weirder 🤷‍♂️.

 

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6 hours ago, LUGR said:

A breeding male mallard in your typical city park has a five-inch penis. In the case of the diminutive Argentine lake duck, the penis is longer than the duck itself—more than sixteen inches.


https://www.newyorker.com/tech/annals-of-technology/duck-sex-and-the-patriarchy

 

My search history just got weirder 🤷‍♂️.

 

Crazy that ducks have bigger wangs than your dad.

 

where is @where?

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