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Iris

Porn. why have a plot?

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Ok i bought some porn maybe 3 years ago called "sexpunk2000" and for some reason at least half of the film was dialogue and well... plot (and too much of it). I don't understand why they would include a plot ands storyline for porn since no one is actually going to sit down and watch a porn all the way through. Generally you look for the accustomed 10-15 minutes get your business done and you're out. you don't continue to watch the whole film.

 

 

Athough, the humor of the storyline of sexpunk made it watchable. It was about 2 bisexual vampire nightclub owners (with foot fetishes) that had to seduce the vampire king to keep thier nightclubs open. so he has sex with them and licks their shoes.... something strange and creepy. funny enought to watch in a group and laugh at the poorely made sex scenes. the vampire king person actually knocks the girl off the table with his overexuberant thrusting...

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fuck that shit. i love porns with story lines. go rent dreamquest and tell me you didnt watch the whole thing to find out what happened. i mean, i dont watch porn.

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Guest --zeSto--

simple...

 

if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time

convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also

enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy.

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The only pornos with storyline that are worth watching are the old 70's ones. Debbie Does Dallas, Deep Throat. I'm drinking Coronas at 4 o'clock on a tuesday.

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

simple...

 

if there was no plot, we'd have a very hard time

convincing girls to watch it with us. Sure they may also

enjoy the action, but without bad dialogue, it's not funny, just sleazy.

 

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i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie.

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i only ever watch a porno the whole way thru the first time just to check where all the good bits are for next time. after that its FF all the way

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Guest --zeSto--
Originally posted by Mr. ABC

after that its FF all the way

 

then you buy a DVD player.... or learn guerilla video editing... of which I am the :king:

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Originally posted by theirongiant

i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie.

 

 

i think you are gay. porn is there to get off on.

 

 

i was hoping for people to reply with some funny plots of bad porn. oh well.

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Guest --zeSto--

I buy porn for the soundtrack !

 

honestly though Iris...

I've owned 'jenna loves rocco' for years and have no idea what the story is about.

 

but jenna......mmmm

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aww man she's cute and digs porn... you got some friends round ct? imma do bojangles a favor an not talk slick about his chick.

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When I was in Germany a few years ago (they know how to rock a good porno!) I saw this hardcore vid about some Jewel thiefs; these geezers where hiding them up different womens pussies traveling around the place getting away from the cops.

 

Thats all i can really remember of the storyline. Oh and one of the guys beating a girl round the face with his dick outside a train station was an amusing highlight!

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Originally posted by theirongiant

i dunno, the only reason i watch porn is because shit is funny. I don't get off on it, it's like a comedy. I watch porn for the same reason i watch eddie murphy. the bad plot makes the movie.

 

... and of course you look WAY better than jessica alba honey.

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What!??! How can you not FUCKING LOVE watching porn plots unfold? The dialogue is such classic stuff.

Example:

 

Some guy walks into some empty restaraunt where a girl is sitting alone at a table. He walks up to her.

 

Porn chick: So, do you come here often?

 

Porn guy: Well, it depends on what you mean by "come."

 

Porn chick: I mean I'm horny.

 

Porn guy: Yeah baby.

 

They fuck.

 

 

Hahahaha ... It's brilliant!

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Originally posted by Unregistered

Some guy walks into some empty restaraunt where a girl is sitting alone at a table. He walks up to her.

 

Porn chick: So, do you come here often?

 

Porn guy: Well, it depends on what you mean by "come."

 

Porn chick: I mean I'm horny.

 

Porn guy: Yeah baby.

 

They fuck.

 

:lol:

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i always thought they had plot to make pornstars feel better. just in case their grandmas ask what they are doing for work and they can answer,"i'm an actress, grandma".

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Married with Hormones.....

 

Al Bundy isn't giving it to his wife. She fucks around with the next door neighbour, lesbian style. Meanwhile, in the other house next door, there's a porn movie being made. Al and his son go and check it out. Al fucks a pornstar. Wait, there's no one to fuck Buttman. Not a problem, Son Bundy gets Daughter Bundy to go and do it. Mrs. Bundy is now fucking Mr. Nextdoor neighbour. Al and son come home, only to find two pornstars getting it on in their living room.

 

 

Fuck, what a stupid movie......

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Originally posted by Iris

i always thought they had plot to make pornstars feel better. just in case their grandmas ask what they are doing for work and they can answer,"i'm an actress, grandma".

 

Why wouldn't they just say "I get fucked in movies that men jerk off to?"

 

I just don't understand what some people are thinking ... ?

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