Am I normal? Shit that only you do.

[~KRYLON2~]

I started a booger collection under the breakroom table at work. Take that motherfuckers

[shameless self promotion]

Take off all my clothes to drop a deuce.

[bed framed]

I do that when I'm drunk

[aaaaaaaaaa]

I kinda cried a little bit the last time I watched the lion king. I hadn't watched it in like 15 years though.

[PITOFZOMBIES]

whenever i jack off i think of a certain staircase in the parking garage at the mall. idk why.

 

i have a lot of things like that with various locations.

 

locations and words also get stuck in my head the same as songs.

 

I have this one sort of arbitrary memory of driving down this street in my hometown with my mom when i was very young. I don't think anything particularly traumatic (or even memorable) happened that day. I suppose it was one of the many flashes of moments as i became self-aware, though i do recall more cohesive memories before that.

I think about it at least every couple days... more frequently lately as introspection has become more common in my life.

 

Also: I lost the remote door locker to my car, so i have to lock it manually as I'm getting out. The only problem is, I'm very adamant about my car not being left unlocked, so unless I consciously lock the door, i almost invariably have to go back and check it. Borderline, if not entirely a symptom of OCD... I am very good at rationalizing it, too. The couple of instances of finding my car unlocked each year are enough to justify running back outside to double check.

 

My boy getting his car stolen a few months back has served to worsen the situation, too.

 

I have a million more idiosyncrasies since i quit drinking... they're piling up.

[bed framed]

When I put the volume up or down on my tv it has to be at an increment of 5. For eg. either at 20-25-or 30. no inbetween.

[DENO]

dsf