Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 one time i fell asleep during getting head. it was a 'serious highschool gf' and she was crying about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 thats a compliment sometimes isnt it? its so relaxing you fall asleep....right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 i guess it could be, i've never had that be the case. i was really tired and she was really bad at giving head. so. i fell asleep. in her defense she was pretty hot and probably had the nicest set of breasts i've ever had the honor of playing with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I nap on my lunch break often. We gotta old broken in brown leather couch in the break room. Shits perfect for an after-turkey-sammich nap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 My morning wood wakes me up sometimes from the pulsing throbs. Then I fap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I got a new couch a few months ago. It's black. I bought 2 red pillows. For the couch. I've been wanting to nap on it. But haven't. Yet. Napping is great. Hot dogs. are great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Long car rides also give me wood. I don't fap during those. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 is typing like BF the new cool thing to do? rage is gay spyd is black catface was always FAT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Nur. ga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 nah. i don't even like kool aid. let alone purple kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 It doesnt taste Like Grape Tastes like purple Ask anyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 When I go to sleep tonight I'm just going to think of it as a long nap. A 5 hour nap seems much more satisfying than 5 hour nights sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 typing like this makes me think of the MST3K BEATNIK 'episode' i guess you'd call it. where there is one guy who thinks he's super "hip" and has really weird and stupid intonation. like he's reading bob dylan lyrics at a spoken word jam with all black people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Black colored negroes aren't hip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Woman. Whoa-man Woooman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted July 28, 2011 Author Share Posted July 28, 2011 haha. i own that movie. i watched it once having fond memories from seeing it as a kid. besides the orange on a toothpick/its own weather system comments the movie is pretty terrible. a relic of a time gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Delayed double post like whoa Agreed about the movie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I don't really go to Tacoma, but after painting the garages there I went to Varsity Grill? I think it was and that was really good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 is typing like BF the new cool thing to do? rage is gay spyd is black catface was always FAT. He was my Inner Monologue As I read about Half of this page. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
justaname Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 hell yeah red hot. but we got there and there were no seats so we went to DOA instead, which is always a let down. sorry no dog pics. i go there often though so i'll try to remember next time i go. WTF is DOA? a lot of places on the 6th are fuckin overrated and most of the people at those places always be giving dickface look. why are we typing like this? forsit, try doyles next time. favorite bar in the tac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 i can't take naps. I feel like i'm going to die when i wake up from a nap. fuck naps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 YOu are... doint it. WRONG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blahh Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Woman. Whoa-man Woooman friend of a friends band i played with on tour a few times they are not joking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 I remember Mero said Blood Fart types in Haikus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 My morning wood wakes me up sometimes from the pulsing throbs. Then I fap. pulsing throbs............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Peeing with the mw is the worst. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jizzfest08 Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 [quote=Newer Bigger Better;8264490 Dude you can't keep posting tits. The advertisers and symbols don't like it. Okay br0? be cool. FIXED BRAH! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAR Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 Bloodfart Sharpened tongues of 12oz Licking clean the paint of dance n' graf xylene daydreams rusto nightmares knights of white fall and users sting bloated she will see no mercy not from the hands of man getting up there is no pity nor compassion the hearts of 12oz are infertile and salted no forgiveness will grow we're going all city on this bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted July 28, 2011 Share Posted July 28, 2011 went to bed drunk woke up drunk............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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