dowmagik Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 some chick with a bangin body and nice tits was chillin with her mom at the beach today, so i sat down next to them and chatted it up. 9:30am at the beach with keystone light ftw .the rest of chick's family came over and i chewed the fat with them, charmed them so i could hopefully steal daughter away to kick it. told them i go to fuckin church n shit. and then i found out the chick was fifteen. fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Today I punched holes in my wall, punched the closet door off, smashed my phone, smashed a chair and now my right hand is fucked, at least I still have booze. this has baby momma drama anger written all over it. amirite or amirite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 SLURCHHHHH 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 yeah, it was awkward. im wondering why the fuck her family was so nice to me. dad was all trying to chum it up n shit. he musta been really boring when he was younger. //never having a daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 If they were church going people and you told them you were a churcher they probably assumed you weren't a scumbag. Which put you in a very advantageous position considering your history and knowledge of tranny handjobz and other such sexual deviant milieu that they would never even consider to be in your brain. You probably could have bought that girl from them if you promised them you'd take her to church every week after sodomizing her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 Nice use of milieu +1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TugboatTimmy Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 this has baby momma drama anger written all over it. amirite or amirite? You sir are correct. No big deal really, I kind of like not having a phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 SLURCHHHHH SlurcH, indeed. SlurcH indeed, good sir. Wishing I was by a computer so I could Post up on the fine whoopin I laid down on you during last nights game of pool. Successful whoopery was successful. Tonight its on too!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 21, 2011 Share Posted October 21, 2011 That first game was garbage foo Don't forget I only lost the second one because I fucked up on the 8-ball... :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Tripplesuplex came to the party with his fantastically hot gf. My qadaffi costume was illin. I got severely intoxicated and did a ton of drugs. And it ain't even Halloween yet!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Yes good times were had. Our night didn't end till 7am, mwahahahahahah Thx for the hospitality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted October 24, 2011 Share Posted October 24, 2011 Mine ended at around 5. Hella good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted October 30, 2011 Share Posted October 30, 2011 happy bday to bsm pres. visited this fuck in prison last yr on his birfday. but you cant keep a gorilla caged for forever! cheers to the BG. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 If you google image search my first and last name, a picture of NBB on the toilet comes up. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 happy fucking helloween fools! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 31, 2011 Share Posted October 31, 2011 Don't tell me to be happy NOES. You're not the boss of me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Latenight freeway drivin w no headlights smelling like cheap beer and NFL defeat hotel california on full blast about to drink this 32 of icehouse bought w ashtray change and play some call of duty damn it feels good to be BSM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Lookin' like Sgt. Stedennko. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 On the school library computer... Whoops bitch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 bahhhhahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Qadaffi talking foreign policy.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Qaddafi face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 boat and dao. sandiego2011111! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 SLURCH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 it's true. it's true. wait. does that diamond klub bizzness mean you've got that manys prawps powers..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Yessiree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 3, 2011 Share Posted November 3, 2011 fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUU! soo close. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 Nerdy Asians are the most annoying drunks.... GTFOMYBAR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 16, 2011 Share Posted November 16, 2011 traded my 49cc scooter for a 150cc last week. took a corner at night that had hella gravel at 20mph and put the fucker down, ripped my shirt, jeans, skin, and shoes all to hell. pushed my scooter into the bushes, walked home, and borrowed my roommates car so i could pick up the chick i was on my way to cruise with. was in a rush to get my night started, so i didnt bother showering the blood off or putting on any bandages, just changed my shirt and kept soaking the blood up with an old t-shirt. one of my thumbs ripped open to the bone and i thought was broke at the time, but i was still able to hold a beer and get DAF all night long at the beach. woke up with a smoking hot chick in my bed. cant slow a bsm down, bludddddd!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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