Lesbian Fisting Posted January 20, 2012 Share Posted January 20, 2012 Followed me on tumblr, stalked me at the tattoo shop in Asheville and is now driving across the state to see me. BUUUUUUT she is a virgin and plans on keeping it. I told her anal doesnt count and she agreed. This babd boy image is relly working out for me. I will try to get iphione pictures of the deflowering Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 this wasnt a great thread to check in front of customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 23, 2012 Share Posted January 23, 2012 that bitch got some hairy forearms and tell her broke ass to upgrade beyond a clamshell flip, yo! Droid or better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 hmmm....congrats? lol. fucking v-card status though. hard to find. enjoy that and make sure theres blood. in other news. I just booked my flight to portland. and i am fucking ecstatic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 But i live in oakland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 24, 2012 Share Posted January 24, 2012 swamp said if he wins big on superbowl he's coming... who else likes titties and open bar? http://www.facebook.com/events/247894961948361/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 in other news. I just booked my flight to portland. and i am fucking ecstatic. holler atcher boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 grass fed beef tenderloin with mushroom bechamel sauteed asparagus with balsamic brown sugar reduction white truffle mashed taters plenty pinot noir made hella bsm dinner last night for chick and i. take um deeeeeeeeeeeep! hope portland is still sucking your dick, POZ. give um hell brudduh! shoooooooottttz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 oh, indeed it is! the homies and i are flying down to Southern California tonight. coincides with a crew bbq. gonna be fun as fuck, even though i've blown through all my funds. skateboarding+rapletters+partying are all in order to be handled. do i know the chick you're seeing, or wha? it's not the girl whose car i puked in, is it? blanking on her name... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 good to hear :D nah you never met, shes only been on island since late last yr. she came here for vacation and some sexy lifeguard guy fell for her and moved her out here (payed to have her suv shipped from seattle n everything). but then she met me and left him. dude hella literally cried. i almost* feel bad for the guy since he dumped so much goddamn money into moving her to island, but regardless of his sexy lifeguard muscles, he still isnt bsm * indicates that i dont really feel bad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted January 25, 2012 Share Posted January 25, 2012 Im at work but ill post a picture of some of the recent conquests up in here in a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 holler atcher boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Im ganna get drunk and suck a niggas dick. Show you mother fuckers who rules the roost round here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 Also this is what Im watching right now. Hell yeah motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 26, 2012 Share Posted January 26, 2012 :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Got my first AZN. Game done changed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 AZNs are overrated, they are just white girls who are either 1) easier to boss around or 2)impossible to boss around 6 ft white girls and black chicks who are "less than thick" (IE not fat ghetto trash) are the hard ones to get Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 oh, and 6 ft over 40 white insurance agents are like, the grand prize (only if you drive the bimma) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
you can microwave bacon Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 what kind of retarded moral ground is that bitch standing on? "i wanna be a virgin, but you can ram my ass" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Coincidentally I might be getting me my first AZN tonight. Going out for drinks tonight after she gets off work. :TWOTHUMBSUP: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 what kind of retarded moral ground is that bitch standing on? "i wanna be a virgin, but you can ram my ass" the moral ground that involves leading a guy on for attention, and not delivering. Either way that bitch looked like she just had a hour long make out sesh with a cinderblock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Went to the Hurricanes Islanders game tonight. Beat the shit out of two frat boys 2 on 1 in the arena. Got a standing ovation from onlookers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 My phones new backround. Also, this on repeat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 maaaaaaaan do i have some funny shit to show you dudes....whats the easiest way to upload video footage from a space phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 I got 9 felonies, bitch I'm Bill Bellamy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 sup bludddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted February 14, 2012 Share Posted February 14, 2012 YEAH I GOT ROSES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 17, 2012 Share Posted February 17, 2012 SLURCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 felt like this should be in here.. that is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2012 Share Posted February 24, 2012 slurchy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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