Guest Posted April 12, 2012 Share Posted April 12, 2012 sup honks gettin any snorkel action in, dow? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 "shut that cunts mouth before I come over there and fuck start her head!" BSM quote of the century Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Dow, i looked for you in the April Sunset mag... greenish cover. didn't see anything, even in the little feature on hawaii... although it was somewhat rushed in the grocery store line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lesbian Fisting Posted April 14, 2012 Share Posted April 14, 2012 Today was very BSM. Had my shift beer with the owner who hinted at good things coming my way, got my neck tattooed, saw the most glorious one hit knock out in the street in front of the tattoo shop and when I get home I get a text from the lady saying she knocked a girls tooth out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 pozzz, dont even fucking get me started about sunset magazine. some faggot tourist told me i was in it and they were 100% sure the pic was me. which was believable, because they had a write-up about my work in that issue. well it turns out the faggot they thought was me was some clean shaven piece of shit that was hella not yours truly. i had been braggin to hella people that i was all fuckin famous n shit. nope. did u see the pic of the dude on the front page of the hawaii section? they thought that was me. i drove all the goddamn way to lihue wal-mart only to find this out. straight up snapped in the magazine isle. //its all good thought because a hot brazilian chick i met in europe the other year just passed the bar exam and is coming to hawaii to celebrate and im going to try and get her pregnant. //actually hopefully well just get married and ill get dual citizenship //actually i dont want to marry her ive just drank too much and look forward to cumming inside her rich ass //bsm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PITOFZOMBIES Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 hahaha... i know exactly which dude you're referring to... man. bummer. so much for being famous. man, i miss the cabanas and listening to your absurd lies to tourists. good ol' days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 22, 2012 Share Posted April 22, 2012 Standing in the sun roof of a limo on the freeway, bud heavy in hand, screamin MONEY AIN'T A THING BSM'n Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Tomorrow I fly to Vegas for a week Where my BSM's? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 limos...week trips to vegas....yes mam. doing things right indeed. i gotta post some flicks from my portland trip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 So without going into too much detail, i saved the house from burning down, and in the mean time picked up some deep tissue second degree burns on my hands. And my from my thigh to my toes have burns of various degrees from really bad 1st degree, to deep tissue second... Here is what the blisters on my hand look like, i had to change the dressings on my hand. Ill try to get some of my leg next time i change those dressings. Burned Skid Marks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 i tried being a volunteer firefighter jesus fucking christ i can't fap to this doesn't look like you can either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Being in constant pain doesn't exactly put me in a sexy mood anyway... I don't think i've had a boner since it happened. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 My homie had a blister like that covering the whole back of his hand. Tightening up a union on a 150# steam fitting and it blew and torched him. That sucks dude, take care of that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 i have another one on the next finger. and on my pinky the skin just kinda melted off i guess. So no blister, just an open wound. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 Snapped a flick of the leg with the old iphone while i was changing the dressing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 DAMN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted April 27, 2012 Share Posted April 27, 2012 gahhhd damn homie. real talk on the volunteer firefighter shit though? thats word.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted April 28, 2012 Share Posted April 28, 2012 HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN? LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE JUGGLING FRYING PANS COOKING TEH BAKON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Holy fuck dude I hope you know someone with an aloe plant.... Our buy one. ... One week in Vegas turned into two my nurgs Photo thread in about a week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 As of three hours ago I've been in Vegas ten days Its 3:15 am and I'm sitting in a MC Donald trying to get something in my gut before I go to bed Next to me are two decent looking American girls being harassed by two brits with dirty hands(think handstands on the asphalt dirty) Nothing out of line, just trying to get laid very awkwardly and very relentlessly. LOLZ I could intervene but instead ill watch for amusement. These bitches can barely understand what they are saying LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Found The local bar the hot skanks go to ftw 3 blocks from my spot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 6, 2012 Share Posted May 6, 2012 Preview of bikini bull ride pics 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Yo dow, the millionth "post your fridge" thread that's running now reminded me...what ever happened to all those toads you had on ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 those toads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 please, won't anyone think of the toads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 I'm 26 today Getting drunk at an airport bar since 6am Flying to Reno then picking up my rental car and driving to some shithole town in the desert that has like 8,000 people to be on stand by in case anything fucks up during Top Gun training this month BumoBSM thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Guy next to me asked for a double tall gin and tonic Halfway thru asks for a cup of water Faking the funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
metronome Posted June 6, 2012 Share Posted June 6, 2012 I know a lot of yous are from san fran area in here. If I was to take my pregnant wife down for a quick touristy trip, where should we stay? And if I was to want to get a walk in done, where should I get tattooed ? Preferably within walking distance of hotel etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted June 7, 2012 Share Posted June 7, 2012 This page is fucking wild! fucken burns, fucken striper bitches... fuck yeah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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