Guest Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Pics of thumb!! ^ (without bandage) I go to Japan for a month on Monday for work. Just got my paperwork. Gonna BSM thru some Jap slurch! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 17, 2011 Share Posted November 17, 2011 Dow doin it BSM like fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 GIT YER MOTOR RUNNIN'.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 only camera i have shoots film /no hipster so no flicks of wounds. new faggot phone's bluetooth wont sync up with my mac, so no can even post shitty phone pic. ill eventually buy a digi cam and flood with fucker with pics of sunny beaches and all sorts of silly shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Can you do burn outs and/or wheelies on your new scooter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 havnt tried to wheelie it, but it can def do burnouts. neighbor got pretty heated the other night, some buddies and i were meltin um in the street and the wind blew all the shitty tire smoke into his garage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Sounds rad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Pics of thumb!! ^ (without bandage) I go to Japan for a month on Monday for work. Just got my paperwork. Gonna BSM thru some Jap slurch! props to ol man gas for the gif-jack. so. fucking. funny. can. hardly...handle it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Ever smash so long and hard (NH) your balls hurt afterwards from smacking on her ass, pelvis, thighs? Feeling of a champion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 21, 2011 Share Posted November 21, 2011 Did you just "no homo" hetero sex? <feelings of confusion and sadness> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 22, 2011 Share Posted November 22, 2011 NBB, since you deleted your facebook or some shit, im gonna put these in here so you know how bsm your boyfriend has been keeping it out here. celebrating my winning shot in beer pong tournament, blasted off mushrooms which helped. [ATTACH]169387.vB[/ATTACH] obligatory muscle shot [ATTACH]169388.vB[/ATTACH] 2am scooter ride, again, blasted off mushrooms. friend was screaming for her life and spilled most of that pint of tequila all over my back. [ATTACH]169389.vB[/ATTACH] quit being a faggot and get a solid cell phone so i can call you, you fuck. love you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 to all the BSM heads. have a great day of gluttony. we BSM's. you know we do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 24, 2011 Share Posted November 24, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 happy might is right day. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted November 25, 2011 Share Posted November 25, 2011 So even though I had turkey with my fam yesterday. I also received a free 12 pound Turkey that I'm currently brinig to cook just to prove to people I fucking murder cooking turkeys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2011 Share Posted December 1, 2011 DRINK FAST DRIVE FAST FUCK FAST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 4, 2011 Share Posted December 4, 2011 give um!!! being the only white person at a bday party FUCKTHEWORLD. im like a fuckin representative for white people at the social functions i go to. im making yall look good, no worries. ate my weight in kalua pig n cabbage, then got coked up with old hawaiian people that ended up getting really shitfaced and giving me hugs. shit was classic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 1) WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON PAGE TWO 2) Went to get a broken iPhone screen fixed today ($80 FML) while waiting I went to a bar for food and drink. Two drunk older chicks came in. Ended up getting and under the bar HJ from one/ Mack sesh. She musta been 40-45. But fit. She said they were both personal trainers. Wouldn't give up the # tho (?). Gave mine. if she hits me up I'll take and post newds. Nice set of fake tits on this one. --- came home w blue balls and drunk texted every skank in my contacts while waiting for GF to get off work. Now I'm double booked w booty cAlls tmrw, not to mention GF after work. Ballinnnnn Bump ya cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 22, 2011 Share Posted December 22, 2011 make sure to keep the secret of the oontz secret. don't ruin it like i did. fun ruined. (till that bitch ain't lookin!) ps. better get those fake boobies on that phone flick status quick or it didn't even happen! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 ^ haha man, I believe the cougar ship has sailed. Too bad her friend was such a cock block. "I gotta get her outta here" She was probably married and hadn't had a good dicking in ages. Shit got rowdy with Tavarwuan lastnight. Dopest city bike rack ever? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 The things I would do to this chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Hahahaha... Dude. :lol: I fucking forgot about that moment. Appreciated you having us over. Enjoy the Christmas trees. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted December 24, 2011 Share Posted December 24, 2011 Also, I'm pretty sure that I understand what BSM means now. Fuck, this drive is going to brutal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 Be Somebody, Motherfucker! woke up to a coworker knocking on my bedroom window at 7am. "brah, it's ******, ho, fuckah, come outside n talk to me." "shootz, lemme get dressed you fuckah" i go outside and the fucker is looking at the ground all sad n shit "ho, brah, my dick, brah, its all da kine...swollen, the head is, and the fucker is all itchy kine and burns after i pee. you like work for me today? i no can work like dis, i need for see one doctor, brah" "nah, i like go beach today, dont want for work." poor fucker got beat up at the beach last week by some mma kine guy that called him from his chick's cell phone, talking shit to him. then his chick fucks some other guy and gives him some fuckin std. doh! funny part is the guy is hella young and asked me "you think i maybe just drank too much with you guys the other night? can alcohol do this to your dick?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 You tell him to ditch that broad? Tavaruawon- I bet that drive kicked your ass. I was on the couch most of the day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 BSM powers points acquired. ps. boat. who the fuck is that beach broad? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 From: http://curvescurves.tumblr.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mightymim Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 1) WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ON PAGE TWO 2) Went to get a broken iPhone screen fixed today ($80 FML) while waiting I went to a bar for food and drink. Two drunk older chicks came in. Ended up getting and under the bar HJ from one/ Mack sesh. She musta been 40-45. But fit. She said they were both personal trainers. Wouldn't give up the # tho (?). Gave mine. if she hits me up I'll take and post newds. Nice set of fake tits on this one. --- came home w blue balls and drunk texted every skank in my contacts while waiting for GF to get off work. Now I'm double booked w booty cAlls tmrw, not to mention GF after work. Ballinnnnn Bump ya cunts No one has gotten hand job in cargo shorts since nam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dowmagik Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 threatened to break a tourists nose in front of his kids at the beach yesterday. whole family left the water. sometimes you gotta throw fists with same hands you throw your shaka. being sexy matters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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