Cymatics Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 and if you at the gig i would skip the imgur links if i were you just in case here's a preview of just one of the many gems on there: "Reminds me of the time I pulled some beads out as she was climaxing. I pulled them out like I was trying to start a lawnmower. Later, as we were lying in bed talking, is when I noticed the feces bits along the wall and curtains." http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/9wcte/reddit_whats_the_grossestnastiest_thing_thats/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 almost a reverse orgasm....you know...when shit flies out of a womans ass instead of a normal orgasm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wisetuxedo Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 "Also, another girlfriend gagged on my dick and puked during some drunk sex. I told her to keep going. She did." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 safari>private browsing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reuben Kinkaid Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 This is going to kill so much time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 SisterNamedJan 460 points461 points462 points 21 hours ago[+] (42 children) SisterNamedJan 460 points461 points462 points 21 hours ago[-] He pulled it out to come on my face, I was unprepared and snorted his semen up my nose. We started making out and I sneezed his semen onto his own face. Probably grosser for him than for me, but not by much. permalink Jetstreamer 316 points317 points318 points 20 hours ago[+] (20 children) Jetstreamer 316 points317 points318 points 20 hours ago[-] Double facial! Recycled facial! permalinkparent lectrick 581 points582 points583 points 17 hours ago[+] (11 children) lectrick 581 points582 points583 points 17 hours ago[-] NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 UWWWWOOOWWWWWWWWWW...NIGGA SAID A TAPEWORM...WOW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KITTENS Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 We headed back to her apartment, and things started to heat up. We were on her bed, ripping off eachother's clothes. Suddenly, in one swift move, she pounced me, knocked me onto my back, jumped on top of me, spun around and started sucking me off, 69 style. I was totally into it, and started reciprocating. Only a few moments pass before I felt a tap on my forehead. My face was fully between her legs, yet there was this tap tap tap on my forehead. Every couple of seconds, tap tap tap. This tapping continued and started to take me out of the moment. I pried my face from between her legs to get a better view of what was going on. To my horror, I witnessed, dangling from her asshole, a fucking tape worm, bouncing like a fettuccine noodle with every excited movement she made. I was totally disgusted, but kind of in shock, and she had no idea what is going on, just gobbling away down there. Before I knew it, I had thrown her off of me and I was stringing together a long series of "fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck" as I put on my pants and ran out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 I opened up her pussy to a terrible sight. There were multiple lumps of what looked like cottage cheese dotted around her pussy lips and clit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 time for lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kill yo'self Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 haha that tapeworm shit is fukn gross...lucky u hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Holy fucking christo............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
remainunderated Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
francis buxton Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 JESUS! TAPE WORMS! REALLY?!?! THATS WHAT WE"RE DEALING WITH?!?!? fuck this shit, fuck ch.0 by proxy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted October 22, 2009 Share Posted October 22, 2009 she was hungry for cock and the tapeworm just wanted to kiss him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 tere were a few that made me disgusted in there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 ha-ha-ha-haaa!! Fucking gross. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slept_on Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 the story really could have taken a turn if said tapeworm was plucked from the butthole and used to whip the lady in a strange invertebrate kind of S&M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delonemonkey Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 i just spent almost 20 minutes corrupting myself with this site. why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rustofills Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 I fucked my exgirls mom a few times. She is real hot. You wouldnt blame me. No my ex dosnt know. No I dont want to talk about it much. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted October 23, 2009 Share Posted October 23, 2009 Ok, so I had been with this girl for a few months now and it was going really good. We were going at it like rabbits, any chance we could get. So much that I was actually getting a bit sore down there. So even though I was getting all the sex I could handle, I still enjoy masturbating on my own from time to time, it's very relaxing for me. Anyways, I guess I was jerking it a bit too hard because the skin around one of the veins got a bit swollen and sore and around the tip of the skin actually got cut. Before going on I should say that I have very bad eczema (ridiculously dry skin) and that it had been really bad lately. So bad that I would end up scratching my arms at night, only to wake up with little drops of blood on my sheets. A little bit of my eczema wound up on my penis which caused the skin to be a bit brittle, leading up to having a small cut on the skin at the tip in the front. So later on that day she came over and we were about to have sex. I put it in and stroke a few times when I feel this sharp pain. I pull out right away only to see thick squirts of blood spraying over a few feet from my penis! I had sprayed inside of her, all over her legs, her stomach and even her chest a little bit. We're talking a lot of blood here. The stream was at least 1cm wide and continuous. My girlfriend (who is extremely squeamish of even a drop of blood) runs off to the bathroom looking like she is going to vomit. I'm standing there, cupping my penis, blood pooling in my hands and dripping onto the bed and floor. I run off to try and get it cleaned up as well. I had lost at least 200-300mL of blood easy. Then that night I was certain I was going to die from blood loss if I got a stiffy at night, which I usually do. In the end she forgave me, even if she said it was really gross. We're still together now, going on just over 7 months. So far I've yet to re-inact any more Japanese horror flicks. fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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