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MayorMeanBeans

FUCK your spider thread.

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so hear i am, chillin, oontzing per usual when out of the corner of my eye i see some black stain on my shirt. i look down, and a FUCKING scorpion is barreling down on me, booking it for my face. i chris browned the shit outta it, but it pinched me (i dont think it stung me cuz i dont feel drunk) when i swatted the fuck outta it.

 

SOOO SHOOK:shook::shook::shook::shook::shook::shook:

 

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you all will remember this one that i killed last time. the one that just tried to avenge the death of his father was about half the size. i heard the smaller, the more venomous though.

 

THEY COMING YO!

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nah im in panama (in the fucking city too, what the fuck), these are some jungle fuckers.

 

the after lunch routine is going to be concealing some alcohol consumption from my office. fuck it, i earned it.

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I hav'nt clicked on that spider thread yet, and I dont plan too.

 

I wont click back on this thread either, I gots a feelin people will post spiders.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Good day.

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haha^

 

menino havent you made a thread before about a scropion crawling through your door and chillin before? you need to seal up them cracks and crevices my man.

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haha^

 

menino havent you made a thread before about a scropion crawling through your door and chillin before? you need to seal up them cracks and crevices my man.

 

yeah that picture is actually the last one i killed. this time i was in the office, not in my apartment.

 

im not much of a believer in karma, but what the fuck: two scorpions coming after me in 2 months? not cool

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