MayorMeanBeans Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 so hear i am, chillin, oontzing per usual when out of the corner of my eye i see some black stain on my shirt. i look down, and a FUCKING scorpion is barreling down on me, booking it for my face. i chris browned the shit outta it, but it pinched me (i dont think it stung me cuz i dont feel drunk) when i swatted the fuck outta it. SOOO SHOOK:shook::shook::shook::shook::shook::shook: you all will remember this one that i killed last time. the one that just tried to avenge the death of his father was about half the size. i heard the smaller, the more venomous though. THEY COMING YO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pet Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH'' Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 scorpions arent real. they only exist in movies and cartoons. stop lyeing, liar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 Do you live in the desert? jesus christ i would have taken a hammer to that thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 haha. i just gave COS his third tampon but i havent seen a scorpion in years. but i would wash that pinch out with some rubbing alcohol or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 nah im in panama (in the fucking city too, what the fuck), these are some jungle fuckers. the after lunch routine is going to be concealing some alcohol consumption from my office. fuck it, i earned it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH'' Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 haha. i just gave COS his third tampon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 I hav'nt clicked on that spider thread yet, and I dont plan too. I wont click back on this thread either, I gots a feelin people will post spiders. Good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 haha^ menino havent you made a thread before about a scropion crawling through your door and chillin before? you need to seal up them cracks and crevices my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HatoriHanzo Posted September 25, 2009 Share Posted September 25, 2009 nah im in panama 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayorMeanBeans Posted September 25, 2009 Author Share Posted September 25, 2009 haha^ menino havent you made a thread before about a scropion crawling through your door and chillin before? you need to seal up them cracks and crevices my man. yeah that picture is actually the last one i killed. this time i was in the office, not in my apartment. im not much of a believer in karma, but what the fuck: two scorpions coming after me in 2 months? not cool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 Hey now guys, don't forget this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vExPL-Umzjs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CELT Posted September 26, 2009 Share Posted September 26, 2009 i chris browned the shit outta it :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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