thunderbird Posted September 10, 2009 Share Posted September 10, 2009 Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, "does this taste funny to you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thehomie Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 what do u call a stick with a shoe lace? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barbara walters Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 So this guy goes to the doctor and tells him "dadada dada dddddocctor, i, i, i, i, have a st stuu stuttering papapapaproblem, ca ca ca can u he he help me?" doctor goes "ok i'll try, we have to run some exams on you and we'll tell you if we can help" guy goes" tha tha thank you dah dah dah doctor" doctor comes back " we found out whats the problem, your dick is too big, we can replace it with a smaller one and it might just do the trick" guy goes "ok, le le le lets do tha tha that" a month later...... guy : "doctor thank you so much, you have fixed my stuttering problem, i can now hold a conversation clearly and everyone understands me....theres one problem though....i cant satisfy my wife, she says im a joke in bed, so do u think i can have my dick back?" doctor says.......... nah nah nah nah NO! BADUM TISH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 whats black and sits at the top of the stairs christopher reeve in a house fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted September 21, 2009 Author Share Posted September 21, 2009 what was mj's last hit the floor 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 my son tells me stupid jokes all the time, some he makes up a couple i told him Why can't the kid fly? because he doesn't have a helmet or wings (he made that up and finds it hilarious, he is only 4) also how do you make a milkshake? you scare it how do you get a cow out the road? MOOOOOOOOOve it whats wobbly and flies? a jellycopter sometimes stupid jokes can be great, but generally not whats green and brown and will kill you if it falls out a tree? a snooker table whats yellow and smells like paint? yellow paint did you hear about the magic tractor? it drove down the road and turned into a field Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 what starts with f and ends with uck? firetruck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted September 21, 2009 Share Posted September 21, 2009 did you hear about the magic tractor? it drove down the road and turned into a field I find this one pretty damn funny. *Noted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuff Tone Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 So a horse walks into a bar n the bar tender says, ''whats with the long face?'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lako Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 why are turds tapered? so your butthole wont slam shut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 a guy is at a camp and he ask the other guy wat do u do for fun cuz there is no girls and the guy says there is a barrel out back so he gets bored an he sticks his dick in the barrel a little later he goes back 2 the dude and says that was good how many times can I do this and the other guy says every day but sunday an he says y not sunday and the guy says cuz its ur turn in the barrel.......some old guy told be this joke it was a bit creepy I think you clicked on the wrong thread. This one was titled "Stupid Jokes," not "Tell us about the summer you lost your virginity in a barrel." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keepitrail Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 So this duck walks into a bar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 A Jew, a Nigger, and a Fag walk into a bar... Tha Bartender says "Get the fuck out!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract Rationality Posted September 22, 2009 Share Posted September 22, 2009 Two guys walk into a bar - the third one ducked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Yo mamas so fat, she could sell shade! Yo mamas so fat, when I bang her I just slap her thigh and ride the wave! Yo mamas so fat, she has to put on a belt with a boomerang! Yo mamas so fat, she jumped off a building and counted to three, but when she said "one" she hit the ground! Yo mamas so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side! Yo mamas so stupid, I told her to go buy a color TV, and she said "what color?" Yo mamas so dumb, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's. Yo mamas so fat the deathstar blew her up thinking she was Alderon! That's all I got for now, fags. OH I'LL BE BACK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Yo Mama's so stupid she sold her car for gas money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Yo mama's so fat when her beeper's going off people think she's backing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 2 fish are in a tank the first fish says to the second fish "you man the guns, i'll drive" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Chuck Norris only has three speeds; walk, run and kill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco Yo mama so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make monster cookies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Chuck Norris wins at connect four in three moves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 a bear walked into a bar and said ouch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jus[T]DoMe! Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 A jewish guy walks into a wall with an erection but first he breaks his nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 So a gay guy walks into a bar. . . or that is what his abusive gay lover forces him to tell anyone that asks why he has a bar sized laceration on the top of his skull. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 23, 2009 Share Posted September 23, 2009 Two men die and go to heaven... At the heaven's gates St. Peter greets them and tells them their transportation around heaven will reflect the life they lead. St. Peter says to the first man, "Come here my son and tell me your sins." "St. Peter, I was an over all good person. I cheated on a high school test once and stole a pack of gum." St. Peter says, "very well, take this five year old Honda Civc and enjoy eternity in heaven" St. Peter asks the second man to tell come forth and tell him his sins... "St. Peter, I've lead the life of an honest man. I've never stole, I've never lied, I've never, ever cheated on my wife." "Very well," St. Peter Says. "Here, take this brand new, white Mercedes Benz and enjoy the rest of you time here in heaven" - Later in the day the first man in the Civic pulls up next to the second man at a light and sees him crying in his brand new Mercedes.... He asks, "Why are you crying, you lead a wonderful life, did the right thing, and now you get to spend the rest of eternity in this beautiful Mercedes." The first man lifts his head and replies... "Well, I just saw my wife and she was ridding a skateboard." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 I think you clicked on the wrong thread. This one was titled "Stupid Jokes," not "Tell us about the summer you lost your virginity in a barrel." nice one ass hole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edward Orenthal Norton Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 yall want to hear a stupid joke.. what did yall think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I never said I was cool. Posted September 24, 2009 Share Posted September 24, 2009 nice one ass hole Lighten up baby girl... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted September 24, 2009 Author Share Posted September 24, 2009 haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murderland_bgk Posted December 8, 2009 Author Share Posted December 8, 2009 un like rosa parks your my likes it in the back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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