Bojangles Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 *write 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 steal a box of condoms, open them all and bust the rubbers. Then throw the entire pile next to their car door, or front door if there's no video. Then squirt lotion all over the pile and the door. Finally put vaseline all over the door handle/knob... Take pictures, post to internet... not the most original but still effective. If you want to add the extra creepy stalky angle, put pictures of both of them under the pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 get them drunk and wait till they pass out. have like 10 homies all bust nuts on their foreheads. take flicks...post on 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 steal a box of condoms, open them all and bust the rubbers. Then throw the entire pile next to their car door, or front door if there's no video. Then squirt lotion all over the pile and the door. Finally put vaseline all over the door handle/knob... Take pictures, post to internet... not the most original but still effective. If you want to add the extra creepy stalky angle, put pictures of both of them under the pile. Oh, my bad, I forgot the follow up... repeat steps 1 thru whatever the next night but this time put the pictures you took the night before under the pile. Thaaat'll get 'em thinkin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 vegi oil in the gas tank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Fake good relations for about a week with them, then invite them to go to an event that will guarantee they will wear dresses. Then before "taking" them to said event drink some green tea with them at your house. . .lace their tea with extra strength laxative, and a squirt of some eye drop solution. Wait approximately one hour before leaving your house, then go through their purses and replace all their change with pennies, and take away their phones. Once in the car offer to massage their feet, and take off their shoes. Once you begin massaging their feet, have the driver stop the car, kick them out of the car with their purses, but keep their shoes. Drive away with the satisfaction of knowing that they have to walk home or to said event with a bad case of the hershey squirts in a short dress, and they are searching for quarters in their purses to call for help, but can only find pennies. Thus they will either have to walk miles back home and be ridiculed on the streets for their horrendous stench and appearance, or a short ways to your planned event in front of their peers to get help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ImChristeezy Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 ^ funny but ud have to make that a "day in pics" deal if ur gunna try it.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samdrake123 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 love this thread so far haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 The paint markers shits, we were all high and playing a poker tourney and come out and they had written like fucking dinosaurs and ''eye whisper''. Shit I dont even know what it means, and the typical girl shit like ''CuntEastwood your so sexy, call me''. Corny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Milk down the A/C intake on the hood Will smell like spoiled milk in car with the heater on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 ^ funny but ud have to make that a "day in pics" deal if ur gunna try it.. lol I might try this out, and do this Lemme see if I can plan this shit out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DGK404 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Apparently you can die from drinking eye drop solutions, so I would stick with the liquid laxative solution, and actually read the warning labels on used products, before you attempt to lace someones drink with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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