UPS! Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Again I have come to the ounce for some ideas Basically these two bitches i know thought id be funny to right shit all over all my friends cars as well as mine. Its not a big deal Im just bored and thought id ask for some good revenge ideas, becuse that seems to be a specialty around here. So any ideas, nothing thatll wreck there shit but something that will definatly fuck with them. I plan to do this shit sometime tonight before I go to get faded Props and booby pics will be awarded for creativity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Rape them both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smacky636 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 SARAN WRAP!!! saran wrap their entire car!! front to back, 360 degrees, over and under the car, EVERY DIRECTION!! you gotta get the industrial size wrap thou for it to really be worth it. got and friends in the warehouse biz...?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tipsycripsy420 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Listen to chopsticks. No need for any more ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 SARAN WRAP!!! saran wrap their entire car!! front to back, 360 degrees, over and under the car, EVERY DIRECTION!! you gotta get the industrial size wrap thou for it to really be worth it. got and friends in the warehouse biz...?? Were trying to do less known shit We tried this one time and our friend just wiped out a huge ass knife and cut it in 3 seconds, so im kinda done with that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 Rape them both. Funny thing is, Ive been with both and one accused my boy of rape:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 cut the brake line! or switch their wheels to the others car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1 Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 take a shit on their hood, i imagine they'll be fairly pissed off.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 cut the brake line! or switch their wheels to the others car We were thinking about takeing the tires off and hideing them, and leave them like a fucking treasure map to find them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickName Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 take a shit on their hood, i imagine they'll be fairly pissed off.. THIS WILL BE INTENSE>> HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 get a chain. Go around the exaust pipe under the car infront of the muffler so they cant just slide if off then use a combination lock to secure 2 links so its loosly fastened. On the other side of the chain... on the last link put another masterlock and put something else on there Something they will have to drag that wont just rip off the exhaust pipe. maybe a few more lengths of chain. Something that they will notice and make noise and wont be able to remove without taking off the muffler. After they apologize for writing all over your shit give them the combination. No harm no foul 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
complex Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 let the air out of one of their tires so they can barley make it to the gas station. watch haggard for some good vandalism ideas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 eat beans and pass gas for a few hours. in their car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 you can make someones life miserable with superglue and they car. Ya kno. Glue the windows so they wont roll down. Glue the keyholes, glue the windshield wiper blades but this would cost lots to fix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 get a chain. Go around the exaust pipe under the car infront of the muffler so they cant just slide if off then use a combination lock to secure 2 links so its loosly fastened. On the other side of the chain... on the last link put another masterlock and put something else on there Something they will have to drag that wont just rip off the exhaust pipe. maybe a few more lengths of chain. Something that they will notice and make noise and wont be able to remove without taking off the muffler. After they apologize for writing all over your shit give them the combination. No harm no foul You sir get props when im not 24d 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 if you dont want to get bagged or drill up any real charges and still laugh. do as follows get a log like a pure piece of shit. (human or dog your choice, human being worse way worse) and put it under the door latch on the drive and passenger doors of the car or all 4 depending. paste it under the handle well so they have to dig it out, but its guaranteed they will get real shit on their hands, no matter what. its a guaranteed win.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 what did these whores write on your car with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 put a gun in their car then call the cops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 what did these whores write on your car with? The paint markers shits, we were all high and playing a poker tourney and come out and they had written like fucking dinosaurs and ''eye whisper''. Shit I dont even know what it means, and the typical girl shit like ''CuntEastwood your so sexy, call me''. Corny shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted September 6, 2009 Author Share Posted September 6, 2009 put a gun in their car then call the cops Or the corpse of a raped 5 year old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickName Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 My friends and I one time took a group of girls to this abandoned house, we told them it was haunted , and we had some other dudes waiting at the house hidden in random parts of the house, and when they followed us in our boys jumped out and scared the crap out of them...it was a good late night scare...funniest thing i've ever seen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 cool story, bro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1 Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 if you dont want to get bagged or drill up any real charges and still laugh. do as follows get a log like a pure piece of shit. (human or dog your choice, human being worse way worse) and put it under the door latch on the drive and passenger doors of the car or all 4 depending. paste it under the handle well so they have to dig it out, but its guaranteed they will get real shit on their hands, no matter what. its a guaranteed win.. yes this, instant win ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trogg_slayer Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 naked girl pics???? as promised Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickName Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 ^^^^^^yes thats a fucking good one:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rice eyes Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 My friends and I one time took a group of girls to this abandoned house, we told them it was haunted , and we had some other dudes waiting at the house hidden in random parts of the house, and when they followed us in our boys jumped out and scared the crap out of them...it was a good late night scare...funniest thing i've ever seen... Not to be a douche or anything but...... Cool Story Bro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crocodile Tears Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 this one time me and my friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 lol @ Knee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickName Posted September 6, 2009 Share Posted September 6, 2009 FUCK ALL OF YOU !!!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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