Seph Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Rub poison oak all over your door knob. When you return proceed to open the door with a glove or paper towel. Or you can just do this, http://www.clipjunkie.com/Door-Knob-Shock-vid4374.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 do this... and if you smell burnt scalp, he was there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SELL CRACK HARD Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 put a bear trap in your room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 make this but at least 3x bigger and instead of cheese put prescription pills on it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Take the day off work, hide in your wardrobe with a length of steel cable and a can of bug spray. You'll know what to do with it when the time comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Put a shotgun in the top right corner of your door so when he opens it, BAM! Brains everywhere. That should do the trick, he will never come in your room again. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 as long as he learns the first time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 walk out the door like u going somewhere, go round back, climn in your room throught your window and just wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 werd, I move to make these damn things illegal in the earths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 walk out the door like u going somewhere, go round back, climn in your room throught your window and just wait. cosigned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 beat the shit out of him until he physically can't go into you're room satisfying and effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 werd, I move to make these damn things illegal in the earths. oops Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 i did this when i was young. its a terrible idea. you end up stepping on like 3 tacks everyday. try waking up and stepping out of bed onto a tack all the time. it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 You could set up a Katamari Demacy ball in the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 You could also hide in your closet and do this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 By the way, have you ever thought of teaming up with your step brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yinz n'at Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 put porn everywhere. and post more tits. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knee Grow Please Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 c4 tripwire ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 vietnam traps ftw! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 no vietnamese sammiches ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 Sprinkle some of this around near your door, if hes been in there his socks would of picked it up, or trainers. Maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted September 4, 2009 Share Posted September 4, 2009 philly cheese steak aint got shit on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted September 5, 2009 Share Posted September 5, 2009 Banh mi you say sandwiches, I say traps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted September 5, 2009 Author Share Posted September 5, 2009 Problem solved, I put a doorknob on with a lock. I was feelin all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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