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There are no such things as "dog family." These are loose terms and you are a dumb nigger. When smart people say "family" we mean it like...

 

 

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There is no such thing is "dog" or "Cat family."

 

Sorry dude. You are a dumb nigger that shops at wal mart and dresses like he was when he was 15. Your wife is fat and your kid is doomed to live a life of poverty and being raised my the mentally disabled. Kill yourself.

 

HOLY SHITTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!

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SPITFIRE WINS.

I'M FUCKING CRYING HERE LAUGHING AT THIS SHIT!!!

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Sorry son. Im not into mail order brides living in a Texas shithole because their "husbands" were too poor to even live in the shittiest parts of Philly. Womp womp.

 

And once again. You're just proving my point. For fucks sake, youre using a geocities page as a source of reference.

 

Heres what people would call a dog, falls under. Please show me where it says "Dog" next to the category "Family"

Kingdom: Animalia

Subkingdom: Eumetazoa

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Caniformia

Family: Canidae

Subfamily: Caninae

Tribe: Canini[1]

Genus: Canis

Species: C. lupus

Subspecies: C. l. familiaris

 

EDIT: If you cant find where it says "Dog." You can always look under the one for Wolves. See if you can find where it says "dog family."

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Caniformia

Family: Canidae

Subfamily: Caninae

Tribe: Canini[2]

Genus: Canis

Species: C. lupus

 

HERE IT IS AGAIN.

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DAO this is from your link homie.

 

It's from the encarta link.

"Currently, there is considerable interest but little consensus about how members of the dog family are related to each other. Domestic dogs, wolves, most foxes, coyotes, and jackals are clearly closely related. The relationships of raccoon dogs, African hunting dogs, bat-eared foxes, bush dogs, and dholes are less clear. Scientists agree, however, that the nearest relatives of the dog family are the bears, raccoons, weasels, and probably seals and sea lions."

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HERE IT IS AGAIN.[/font][/size]

 

 

IT SAYS IT IN BOLD FUCKING PRINT.

IT ALSO SHOWS A PIC OF A FUCKING WOLF.

IT'S THE VERY FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK YOU ILLITERATE GINGERFAG.

 

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IT SAYS IT IN BOD FUCKING PRINT.

IT'S THE VERY FIRST THING YOU SEE WHEN YOU CLICK ON THE LINK YOU ILLITERATE GINGERFAG.

 

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WHAT THE FUCK IS BOD YOU RETART?!

 

 

 

 

You still havent found where it says "cat" or "dog" anywhere in the categories of any of the animals I listed. Using geocities links made by a 13 year old in 1999 isnt exactly bullet proof evidence Mr. Internet Detective. But its never too late! Im sure, if you try hard enough, you can find where it says the word "dog" somewhere in here..

 

Kingdom: Animalia

Subkingdom: Eumetazoa

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Caniformia

Family: Canidae

Subfamily: Caninae

Tribe: Canini[1]

Genus: Canis

Species: C. lupus

Subspecies: C. l. familiaris

 

 

KEEP TRYING!

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DAO this is from your link homie.

 

It's from the encarta link.

"Currently, there is considerable interest but little consensus about how members of the dog family are related to each other. Domestic dogs, wolves, most foxes, coyotes, and jackals are clearly closely related. The relationships of raccoon dogs, African hunting dogs, bat-eared foxes, bush dogs, and dholes are less clear. Scientists agree, however, that the nearest relatives of the dog family are the bears, raccoons, weasels, and probably seals and sea lions."

 

 

 

You highlighted the wrong part and defeated your own point.

That shit's saying that wolves and domestic dogs are more closely related than african hunting dogs and whatever the fuck a dhole is.

It also says that the closest relatives to dogs are bears and weazles, while including wolves as being dogs.

According to 12oz land, wolves should be listed as the closest relatives, and not included as actually being dogs. :dunce:

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Sorry son. Im not into mail order brides living in a Texas shithole because their "husbands" were too poor to even live in the shittiest parts of Philly. Womp womp.

 

And once again. You're just proving my point. For fucks sake, youre using a geocities page as a source of reference.

 

Heres what people would call a dog, falls under. Please show me where it says "Dog" next to the category "Family"

 

Kingdom: Animalia

Subkingdom: Eumetazoa

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Caniformia

Family: Canidae

Subfamily: Caninae

Tribe: Canini[1]

Genus: Canis

Species: C. lupus

Subspecies: C. l. familiaris

 

EDIT: If you cant find where it says "Dog." You can always look under the one for Wolves. See if you can find where it says "dog family."

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Caniformia

Family: Canidae

Subfamily: Caninae

Tribe: Canini[2]

Genus: Canis

Species: C. lupus

 

 

 

Domesticated Cat

 

Kingdom: Animalia

Subkingdom: Eumetazoa

Phylum: Chordata

Subphylum: Vertebrata

Class: Mammalia

Subclass: Theria

Order: Carnivora

Suborder: Feliformia

Family: Felidae

Subfamily: Felinae

Genus: Felis

Species: F. catus

 

African Lion

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Carnivora

Family: Felidae

Genus: Panthera

Species: P. leo

 

Mountain Lion

Kingdom: Animalia

Phylum: Chordata

Class: Mammalia

Order: Carnivora

Family: Felidae

Genus: Puma

Species: P. concolor

 

PLEASE QUOTE AND HIGHLIGHT THE WORD "CAT" NEXT THE CATEGORY "FAMILY."

 

Well Im going to go to bed. I have school tomorrow. Those college education come in handy so you dont have to live in a 2 bedroom shit hole and are forced to move out of one of the shittiest cities in the country to middle of another shitty city half way across that country while trying to support a child that was a mistake in the first place while I constantly think of new ways to kill my Chinese mail order bride while Im doing my clothes shopping in fucking WAL MART (HAHAHAHA, FAGGOT!).

 

Ill leave this here. Hopefully you answer my question when I get home tomorrow.

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It says they're RELATED not that wolves and dogs are the same thing. Obviously they're related, they're in the same FAMILY, which does not equal the same species, which means that they aren't the same.

 

Once again:

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:rolleyes:

 

 

It also says that the closest relatives to dogs are bears and weazles, while including wolves as being dogs.

According to 12oz land, wolves should be listed as the closest relatives, and not included as actually being dogs. :dunce:

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You highlighted the wrong part and defeated your own point.

That shit's saying that wolves and domestic dogs are more closely related than african hunting dogs and whatever the fuck a dhole is.

It also says that the closest relatives to dogs are bears and weazles, while including wolves as being dogs.

According to 12oz land, wolves should be listed as the closest relatives, and not included as actually being dogs. :dunce:

 

Dude go back and read that again.

It doesnt say they are included in anything man, you should read that shit slowly.

It's says DOGS and WOLVES are closely related.

It says nothing, not one thing about a Wolf being a Dog.

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Dude go back and read that again.

It doesnt say they are included in anything man, you should read that shit slowly.

It's says DOGS and WOLVES are closely related.

It says nothing, not one thing about a Wolf being a Dog.

 

 

 

You're the one who needs to go back and read the shit slowly.

 

It says DOMESTIC dogs, are closely related to wolves.

It also includes wolves as being dogs.

It also says that the closest relatives to dogs are bears and weazles. :dunce:

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I like puns, and I don't really have a dog in this fight but... Wolves ARE dogs, both are from the Canidae family.

 

Also, I've seen in several respectable scientific publications where they have said marine mammals were in fact organisms that evolved out of the ocean on to land (and then became mammals) but then turned back to the water.

 

Just sayin... here's some more fuel for the fire.

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Again.... That picture could be used to argue the differences between a chiuaua and a pitbull. :dunce:

 

A chihuaha and a pitbull are both canis lupus familiaris (dogs). They are different breeds of dog.

 

A wolf is canis lupus. There are differents breeds of wolf too. An eastern wolf and an arctic wolf could be compared in the same way you would compare a chihuaha and a pitbull

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