famecrazy Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 How do i fix it? I've got work today FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!RENOBOF Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Wear an eye patch and say you just got surgery and it cant be exposed to light. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 What the fuck do you do? Wrestle bears? Ask your girlfriend for makeup/concealer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 so far no one has managed to save my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OL'DIRTYGeEEZER Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Get a q tip and keeping dabbing your eye to loosen up the dried blood inside...you have to work at it for a long time but it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 you probably shouldnt be fighting if it could cost you your job Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 Get a q tip and keeping dabbing your eye to loosen up the dried blood inside...you have to work at it for a long time but it works I'm going to try that now. you probably shouldnt be fighting if it could cost you your job I'll keep that in mind ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Surely you can say some drunk guy attacked you for no reason. It's not particularly far fetched and not your fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 . :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Tell them some Nigerians tried to rob you and you knocked them back to the Motherland. You can freestyle off of that because we have the same first name and initials and that means we think alike so trust me on this one. Besides, from what you've told me you don't even deal with the public...I thought you were on the phone all day. Just shake the haters off...tell them to mind their own business, they'll probably be scared of you and after that you can film rap videos in the corner office. Aim high! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Just go to the makeup store, find a concealer that matches your skin tone. OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR All jokes aside though, the concealer is your best bet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 2, 2009 Author Share Posted August 2, 2009 Concealer isn't going to work because my eye does not open. It appears to be swollen shut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Where, exactly, do you work that you're worried about getting fired for a black eye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Do you have sunglasses and an ice grill? If so then you're in business. Who punched you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MomentIsNow Posted August 2, 2009 Share Posted August 2, 2009 Frozen peas in a zip lock bag works great if your eye is swollen. Sleeping with your head elevated helps with swelling if you have any. Warm compresses help with the bruising. Start conjuring up a solid story now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Do you have sunglasses and an ice grill? If so then you're in business. Who punched you? It was actually a headbutt, and a pretty fucking good one by the look of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miley Cyrus Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 headbutt yourself in the other eye so it looks normal. also you appear to have no eyelashes or eye lids on your other eye, id be more worried about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 As i said, the whole thing has closed over, I keep getting eyelashes on my eye ball but can't get them out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
belmonts Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Anybody know that punk song where the chorus is" I'll give 'em headbutts, do-do-do-do-do, headbutts, do-do-do-do-do" ? (props awarded) sorry for the temporary hijack feel better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dowmagik Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 five, are you an abercrombie model or some shit? wtf would you sweat rockin a black eye to work for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 have a look at me, of course im an abercombie model. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
griteeth Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 damn, thats pretty rugged. If you weren't drunk and acting a fool i wouldn't sweat it, always fall back on the "defending your girl" yarn. I got 5 stitches in the lip not too long ago after a blackout night, good thing im unemployed :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
staby Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I went to a job interview with a black eye and got a job at zellers, which in turn gave me lots of free cans of rust paint.. Dont be a pussy mayn! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 Update - 20 min frozen peas, it seems to have opened up a little Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bojangles Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Put some eye shadow on the good eye and tell 'em you're bringin the "Bowie Look" back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Im voting for headbutting yourself in the other eye too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I see you also have a reddish tint to your beard. Tis a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 haha yes, it's not something im proud of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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