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So my eye is fucked...

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Get a q tip and keeping dabbing your eye to loosen up the dried blood inside...you have to work at it for a long time but it works

I'm going to try that now.

you probably shouldnt be fighting if it could cost you your job

I'll keep that in mind ;)

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Tell them some Nigerians tried to rob you and you knocked them back to the Motherland. You can freestyle off of that because we have the same first name and initials and that means we think alike so trust me on this one.

 

Besides, from what you've told me you don't even deal with the public...I thought you were on the phone all day. Just shake the haters off...tell them to mind their own business, they'll probably be scared of you and after that you can film rap videos in the corner office. Aim high!

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Just go to the makeup store, find a concealer that matches your skin tone.

OOOOOOOORRRRRRRRR

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All jokes aside though, the concealer is your best bet.

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Do you have sunglasses and an ice grill? If so then you're in business.

 

Who punched you?

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Frozen peas in a zip lock bag works great if your eye is swollen.

Sleeping with your head elevated helps with swelling if you have any.

Warm compresses help with the bruising.

 

Start conjuring up a solid story now?

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Do you have sunglasses and an ice grill? If so then you're in business.

 

Who punched you?

 

It was actually a headbutt, and a pretty fucking good one by the look of it.

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headbutt yourself in the other eye so it looks normal.

 

also you appear to have no eyelashes or eye lids on your other eye, id be more worried about that.

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As i said, the whole thing has closed over, I keep getting eyelashes on my eye ball but can't get them out.

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Anybody know that punk song where the chorus is" I'll give 'em headbutts, do-do-do-do-do, headbutts, do-do-do-do-do" ? (props awarded)

 

sorry for the temporary hijack

feel better

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five, are you an abercrombie model or some shit? wtf would you sweat rockin a black eye to work for?

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damn, thats pretty rugged. If you weren't drunk and acting a fool i wouldn't sweat it, always fall back on the "defending your girl" yarn. I got 5 stitches in the lip not too long ago after a blackout night, good thing im unemployed :(

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I went to a job interview with a black eye and got a job at zellers, which in turn gave me lots of free cans of rust paint.. Dont be a pussy mayn!

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