DISTRACT Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I went to a job interview with 2 black eyes this year and didnt get the job :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Flowsmith Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hahahah Dao is using DAOpics to diss people! Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whut Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I can't believe no one told you be a MAN and own that shit, be proud walk in head up show that shit off any one asks say " Got in a fight and what?" if that doesn't work try this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhGjFE3Zx_8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 bahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahh. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 take turns putting sliced cucumbers on your eye, it draws out the evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 The fuck are yall talking bout all this putting vegetables over your eyes? When I was a kid, you were supposed to put a raw steak over your black eye. And that was supposed to have something to do with protein. Vegetables don't have protein. I'm calling bullshit on putting any kind of food over your black eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FruityLexia. Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Spill beer into it. Good luck though, hope you dont scare clients. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 you gotta take tea bags and mashed potatoes and make them into pirate eye patches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 "Hey bro what's up? Yeah I know you been dissing my graffiti and fucking my broad, but I really don't want to fight you. Why? Cause I don't want to lose my job if you give me a black eye." Can we just squash this shit?" the boss is an idiot if he doesn't understand. just say ?hockey fight?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Internerd Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Am I the only one that wants to know where the fuck this dude works? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 must be at the wussy boss store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 you know they make safety goggles so this don;t happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 haha i was kidding about losing my job, but it's not the sort of look you want in a corporate environment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Dude the media is all over random violence in the city at the moment. I'm sure you could conjure up some sort of story about a group of drunken louts outside a kfc on chapel st attacking you for no reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hahahah Dao is using DAOpics to diss people! Winwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwinwin! i lost...:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rolf Harris Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 you could say you were boxing a kangaroo... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 ARNICA CREAM GET SOME OF THIS. the bruising will be gone in no time. or you could always just pull the old; "yes these are cuts from fighting, yes i'm okay with that" but for real i always thought yo were g___o so i guess now i can say you well and truly look nothing like him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hey 5, Are you Ozi Batla? Hope your eye gets better soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted August 3, 2009 Author Share Posted August 3, 2009 haha no i am not that guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloud cover Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 this is one of the better threads on this forum i vote take time off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Hey 5, Are you Ozi Batla? Hope your eye gets better soon. nah mate, he's Vents. uncanny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 i was waiting tables at the time. Got in a car accident and broke all the blood vessels in my eye. It was solid red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juiceposse Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I also get the red tinge in my beard. I've found that shit gets redder the longer you keep it in the sun. I blame my Irish genes for it. Oh yeah and Swindle... Keeping tabs on all of us man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LexDiamonds Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I was just listening to Andre Nickatina. He said something about punching someone in the back of the head and making their eyes bleeds, I laughed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
absolute.despair Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 orange beard and pube tint... i got it scot irish, rekonize 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 The fuck are yall talking bout all this putting vegetables over your eyes? When I was a kid, you were supposed to put a raw steak over your black eye. And that was supposed to have something to do with protein. Vegetables don't have protein. I'm calling bullshit on putting any kind of food over your black eye. Shit does work DAO. After my wisdom teeth got yanked the dentist told me to keep bags of frozen peas on my jaw to prevent swelling. I think it's just anything that will mold to your face that is cool. Dunno about the protein thing. Don't you gotta eat protein for it to do anything for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 Don't you gotta eat protein for it to do anything for you? I would imagine. That's why I call bullshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted August 3, 2009 Share Posted August 3, 2009 I find it incredible that people think the protein of a frozen steak will someone transfer from the steak to your eye. Its the cold you retards. It restricts blood flow and reduces the swelling and pressure. The reason why you would use a bag or anything is that its easier to "mold" around whatever your applying it to. I would imagine peas being the best because theyre so small and its easier. Fucking retards talking about your fucking eye absorbing protein through a frozen steak. Go get your GED dumbass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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