rainbostikuh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 You must be around rich models with perfect bodies everyday. well i do live in NYC. so yeah kinda. theres an abundance of real hot girls (3 girls for every guy) and some of them actually know how to make some serious money. ide like to see what kind of quality comes from this site tho. curious to see if theres ever any bangers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i signed up and here are a few from the first page of the search... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 http://www.onlinebootycall.com/access/template.php?eqs=Xx091sYhJg9F8Ym0AQKYq5svyPR%2B1hScI2ChWCyP%2BX4FjFdu2WFt%2Fhg2uCxasFAU%3D ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I remember the days of party lines. My boy got his ass whooped for rackin up a ridiculous phone bill from us talking shit on that shit while his pops was at work. We were like 11 and didn't realize that shit was going to show up on the phonebill all expensive like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nnout Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 me and my uncle did that when we was kids couldn't go to my grandma's house for a while after that on a side note i'm a check this out after work sometime i'm all about big floppy tits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Exactly.... Older women give good knowledge. i've dated ONE older woman, and she was in her 30s when i was 17, let's just say i didn't pay for weed, beer, food, or clothes that entire summer. unfortunately no benz 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I remember the days of party lines. My boy got his ass whooped for rackin up a ridiculous phone bill from us talking shit on that shit while his pops was at work. We were like 11 and didn't realize that shit was going to show up on the phonebill all expensive like that. when i was 11 i used to call 1800666hott. haha. and try to make a deal with the operator. "can i just meet you somewhere and pay cash?" or "can you talk to me like those girls do?" heres a good one tho. my ex and i were out late one night, 3am, get home and pick up the phone and all i hear is an automated message from one of those sex lines. my ex girl's little brother, 16 or 17 at the time, called up one, jerked off while drunk and high and passed out while still on the line. so i go in his room to disconnect the call and dudes spralled out, legs spread with limp dick in hand and boxers to his ankles. *pause. haha. the fucking phone was still in his other hand gripped mad tight. haha. took a second, but i grabbed it, *pause. and dude flipped over and started mumbling some shit. the bill was somewhere around like 200$. lil homie lost his phone in his room for a while. shit was hilarious. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Hook me up with a google voice invite. Wahn Wahn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fiendish Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 I'm messaging this chick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 wrap your shit up, and take your aids vaccination beforehand. oh wait..... she's from london probably. nevermind. all the girls are pale there and look like total junkies. PROTIP: if you meet a girl like that in the states, chances are she's on herion. a lot of it. you just have no sun to give her any sort of tan. silly me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rainbostikuh Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 Smash...she might be skitzo...or just broke up with her long term boyfriend who made her feel like shit. sooth her soul, fiend. or maybe she's losing her hair due to alopecia. more piccs needed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 i've dated ONE older woman, and she was in her 30s when i was 17, let's just say i didn't pay for weed, beer, food, or clothes that entire summer. unfortunately no benz Aha rad. I joined Team Cougar Hunters some months back, im looking for a new one in my area but they're nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 If you like a bitch with no ass, you aint got shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 lols at alopecia and 12oz team cougar hunter. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted July 3, 2009 Share Posted July 3, 2009 heres a good one tho. my ex and i were out late one night, 3am, get home and pick up the phone and all i hear is an automated message from one of those sex lines. my ex girl's little brother, 16 or 17 at the time, called up one, jerked off while drunk and high and passed out while still on the line. so i go in his room to disconnect the call and dudes spralled out, legs spread with limp dick in hand and boxers to his ankles. *pause. haha. the fucking phone was still in his other hand gripped mad tight. haha. took a second, but i grabbed it, *pause. and dude flipped over and started mumbling some shit. the bill was somewhere around like 200$. lil homie lost his phone in his room for a while. shit was hilarious. AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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MrChupacabra Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I'm messaging this chick... Take her drugs, smash, take the rest of her drugs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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