JustHereForTheNight Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ohmyfuckinggod. I'm doing some contract work at this office and these middle aged women wear the mnost nauseating amount of perfume/musk whatever. It smells like my grandmas house magnified to NBC weaponry levels. Don't come to my desk, don't come by my desk.....AHHHH SHIT. CHOKE CHOKE COUGH COUGH COUGH The worst is coming in hungover and riding up in the elevator. it's like having your olafactory senses given ythousands of paper cuts. Your eyes water, your temples pulse with the onset of chemical induced headache. Why? Why? is it to mask the scent of death? bad health? is it some weird feminine macho thing where they try to outdo one another as to who can apply the most shitty perfume and not overdose? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Harris Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 double thread post..? :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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*PROTOCOL* Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 That shit always smells cheap as fuck too, like you know they are still using the perfume from the 40's that came in novelty glass bottles shaped like the eiffel tower or a dog or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest 50million Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 fuck perfume. fuck this thread too. and the other one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I'm drunk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 triple thread at 4:43 AM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 That shit always smells cheap as fuck too, like you know they are still using the perfume from the 40's that came in novelty glass bottles shaped like the eiffel tower or a dog or some shit. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! My grandmother had both of those chillin on her dresser. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 And cosign on that perfume shit being fucking nauseating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesecurd Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 smells slightly better than the "rotten crotch grandma" odor.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 90 percent of old ladies do that shit. since it's hard for them to shower they cover up with the what is called a whores bath.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the radiologist Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 older women should most def spray their snatch. then you could at least imagine that bitch dont have a shrivly pussy lip stank used & abused honey box. keeps your mind off the negative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Veritably Clean Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 this thread is all kinds of gross also, in before granny porn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 ha ha.....whores bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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