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Older Women and perfume

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Ohmyfuckinggod.

 

I'm doing some contract work at this office and these middle aged women wear the mnost nauseating amount of perfume/musk whatever. It smells like my grandmas house magnified to NBC weaponry levels.

 

Don't come to my desk, don't come by my desk.....AHHHH SHIT. CHOKE CHOKE COUGH COUGH COUGH

 

The worst is coming in hungover and riding up in the elevator. it's like having your olafactory senses given ythousands of paper cuts. Your eyes water, your temples pulse with the onset of chemical induced headache.

 

Why? Why? is it to mask the scent of death? bad health? is it some weird feminine macho thing where they try to outdo one another as to who can apply the most shitty perfume and not overdose?

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That shit always smells cheap as fuck too, like you know they are still using the perfume from the 40's that came in novelty glass bottles shaped like the eiffel tower or a dog or some shit.

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fuck perfume.

 

 

 

 

 

fuck this thread too. and the other one.

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That shit always smells cheap as fuck too, like you know they are still using the perfume from the 40's that came in novelty glass bottles shaped like the eiffel tower or a dog or some shit.

 

 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

My grandmother had both of those chillin on her dresser. :lol:

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older women should most def spray their snatch.

then you could at least imagine that bitch dont have a shrivly pussy lip stank used & abused honey box. keeps your mind off the negative

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