mountain dew Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I pretty much only drop the "umad" line to piss people off more for the occasional laugh... Usually with people who also post on this site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 sadly i didnt. im sure the other guy is more upset about it than i am. i was just sticking up for a friend but he got humiliated after losing a fight he started. i'll probably have to see him tomorrow so if something happens it happens. the details are pretty hazy but from what i can remember without anyone telling me is that he said something about/threatened a friend and i told him to shut the fuck up about it. so him being the typical sports jock type wanted to fight. naturally a crowd was gathering around us and after he threw a punch i let him have quite a few more because i'm nice like that. so anyway everyone tries to break up the fight and hold us away from each other. so he kicked your ass and then got humiliated? cause thats the way you worded it. and yes, "you mad" and "visibly upset" have been in my vocabulary for quite a while now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 nice hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 she not mad,she SAD.....no one will ever be able to hurt her as bad as you did......thats something to take pride in my boy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 and that hair do, take pride in that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Hahaha. That's not me in that picture. That's some other girl. I am colored and have nigga hair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Hahaha. That's not me in that picture. That's some other girl. I am colored and have nigga hair you are the one that made her question her validity as a female tho,right? if not,just lie and say you are..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Haha, I am not going to lie because she is fucking fat, gross, and has acne in between her legs. So no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Haha, I am not going to lie because she is fucking fat, gross, and has acne in between her legs. So no. letdown. but with that being said,find the person that did crush her heart and thank him. fat and disgusting people should know their place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I think it was that girl in the photo with her... A lot of people have suspicions of her being an undercover lesbian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ask4about2me Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 yea,that sounds like some over-dramatic lesbian breakup shit. if it was a male that broke her heart,she would do the default "you mad cuz you got dumped" shit that girls do,which would be to say he has a small dick......add that to the fact that no male probably wants to dick her ugly ass,and one could probably come to the conclusion that she is a lesbian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rushawn wuan Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 also at work i play tether ball with the kids(i always win) a few take it serious and i ask if they mad cause i style on them. i dont laugh i just got used to sayig that shit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 kids don't beat Rush, Rush beats kids! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 in soviet union interior crocodile alligator drive chevrolet human theatre! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 One of my friends friends that i didnt know to well, was telling us that his Girl had cheated on him with some other nigga, so i popped the 'U MAD" well lets just say he wont be chilling with me again....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
watson Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 it's all about keeping it as a cell phone background and showing it when shit goes down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BUNBUNBIGGY Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 YOU MAAD! YOU MAADDD!! HA HA!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Fasho, so I guess I'll add my story of last night to the bunch. Abridged version: Me and some folks are getting hammered at a 'pool partay' We drink, drank, as well as drunk 'em, chillin in the spa when my boy gets this invite out in Mountain View (San Jose, Cali) to club Zen. A friend of mine named Kushal (of Nepal... all I got is these damned Nepalise coins) is a flair bartender there. He's dope... anyways we roll through six deep. Get in for free, of course, and get VIP status. As soon as we cut through the line we all head straight for Kushal's bar. First round is on him... he proceeds to light the bar on fire and pour us all shots in the classical Vegas flair bartender style. He kicks a bunch of Asian dudes out of the way and these two English faggots (Visiting Stanford ass niggas) are mad. They don't want to move. Well I'm kind of a big guy, as well as a big deal... so they move, eventually. The whole night we're getting treated like rockstars although I'm wearing some hand-me-down cutoff Dickies and a borrowed vintage T. Yakuza mafia in full effect, and we're dancing with ALL of their bitches. People are trippin whenever we go get dranks, because we get the special treatment... anyways... we dip out at about 1:45 am. Trying to figure out what to do next, and smoking cigs out front. These two Engrish faggots decide its a good idea to strike up conversation... So half the time I can't decipher what in the fuck they are saying. I'm like "yeah soccer is hella cool" They're like "Cheerio old bloke, fancy a tea and crumpet" or some shit. Basically all up in our sets business. They were trying to figure out why we were getting treated so well. All of us wanted to punch this Engrish faggot in his cheekface. And we told him so. He keeps talking. I slide over to this big ass Samoan bitch trying to get in on her blunt session- and my folks slide back to the car. Puff, puff, .... puff... pass.... and I'm like "Out, thanks!" As I'm dipping down the alley those gap-toothed Engrish fucks follow me and try to talk some shit/find out where the 'party is'. Fool comes up on me and puts his arm around me. At that time I had full on visions and flashbacks of the time I spent in Prison. Bad idea for him! I fucking punched this fool in his facial. Said nothing but aimed straight for the gap in his teeth. He started snoring before he even hit the ground. His friend looked shocked, as well as awed. So's I says to him I says, actually I says nothing. However the cops were out in full force, and as a probation victim with a 10pm curfew I dip. During the ride back home I check my knuckles out... my folks start talking about how faggoty everybody was being in the spot. "Yeah dude! Remember those English bitches? I hella, like, wanted to hit that fool!" "Yeah... actually I did hit that guy. Socked him right in his cheekface" "Fuck you... did not you pussy" "Yeah I did, peep my knucks bro" They still doubted. And then I pulled this fools front tooth out of my pocket. Trophy. I hit this fool in his gap, and saw the tooth bounce off of the brick wall next to us. I collected my prize and slid it into my pocket as a token. Plus, I needed proof. Point is, the whole time we're in the club I was THINKING of the you mad shit. Haters. Anyways I'm going to make a necklace this tooth I have. Or maybe sell it on e-bay. Bids start tomorrow. Peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 English people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 ^ lol they play football in austrailia? different country, different game. just as gay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 so he kicked your ass and then got humiliated? cause thats the way you worded it. and yes, "you mad" and "visibly upset" have been in my vocabulary for quite a while now. i said i hit him much more than once? and that hair do, take pride in that too. you would say that :lol: anyways, heres the update; the guy who started the fight is going around telling people that he was really so much drunker than i was (impossible, i got there before him and free shots of jack daniels are better friends with me than him) and he is saying that he got into a fight he thinks he lost. the weird thing is a couple of girls in the crowd have commented on the YOU MAD comment, they thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Twinky Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 stfu and jump on aim faggot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Also. I've noticed that asking somebody if they are mad.... only seems to make them madder. Even if they were only slightly mad to begin with. As an older brother, I used to pull this shit all the time on the lil' bro breh. "Are you mad dude?" "No" "You sure?" "Yes" "No... but seriously, you seem hella mad..." "I'm not man" "Yeah but..." "FUCK YOU DUDE, I'M NOT MAD" "OH WORD THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU YELLING" "CUZ NIGGA YOU KEEP ASKING IF I'M PISSED OFF, BUT I'M NOT" "So, you're hella mad at me... huh" "No man come on... its over..." "You mad...?" .... .... Rinse and repeat, always ends with an open hand slap, to the cheekface. Usually, I win. But we're closing in on thirty and my 'little' bro is not little anymore. He can hit like a triple perc roor. Now when we fight the cops get called. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 favorite things to say to people, because if they ARE mad, it makes them more mad. if they ARENT,[/color] they will be if you say it enough[/b] Just realized the point was already scored. Anyways... If you do happen to have a younger brother, I recommend this tactic. If you do happen to have a younger bro-breh who drinks Jagermeister, blacks out, and has fists the size of the thing, and is also made of bricks.... then I dont! :scrambled: 5meO DMT waiting to be inhaled. See ya'll niggity nigs on the other side. Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 the plot didn't work ;[ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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