Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Word. What sucks is, I am actually in a fucking state of confusion right now.... Maybe its the 5meO............................................................................................ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 i'm sorry to hear that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 I... seriously doubt that you're sorry about anything. If you are. That sucks. I'm not. Peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 that's a shame br0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tavaruawon Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 Wait a fucking minute. Are you patronizing me? If so... bonus! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twonpoo Posted June 22, 2009 Share Posted June 22, 2009 bunz.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 22, 2009 Author Share Posted June 22, 2009 you nearly played into it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Shoot Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 true story-busted in a females mouth during foreplay head,didnt feel like fucking afterward,so i discontinued any further intimate contact and turned on the tv. she looks at me and says "are you fucking serious?" to which i respond with a slight chuckle and say "you mad".i was told to leave. you should have left on your own out of shame for not being able to hold your nut in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 when my dad is around me and my friends, and hes about to leave, he'll say " i love you man, no homo" all my friends get a kick out of it. also, when arguing with the gf, i say u mad? alot. pisses her off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustHereForTheNight Posted June 23, 2009 Share Posted June 23, 2009 "No homo" i've used that one a few times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REVⒶLT Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I say "DERP" whenever someone has a stupid/confused look on their face. (I was actually considering using "DERP" as my pen-name just for shits and giggles, but I gave that up and recently I've been seeing someone writing "ERP" all over my stomping grounds) <img src="http://www.lolbot.net/pix/173.jpg"> I also say "lowl" or "lewl" as in "LOL". "O RLY?" I'M ON UR WALLS PAINTIN ON THEM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA KID MERO Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I BEEN SAYING THAT SHIT SINCE BEFORE CAM SAID IT ON TV, SHIT AINT NEW, ITS NOT AN INTERNET THING...ALSO HERE'S HOW YOU DO IT. BITCH: *COMPLAINING* ME: YOU MAD? BITCH: *MORE COMPLAINING* ME: AHHHH YOU MAAAD YOU MAAADDDD (TAUNTING VOICE) ALSO, "YOU SICK!" CAN BE USED IN PLACE OF THE TAUNTING YOU MAD. DRIVING IS WHEN "YOU MAD?" GETS USED ALOT, OR JUST IF NIGGAS IS MAD IN GENERAL. IF YOU CUT A NIGGA OFF AND THEY FLIP YOU OFF OR YOU PEEP THEM IN THEY CAR CURSING ITS GOOD TO HAVE "YOU MAD?" ON A 8x12 CARDBOARD READY TO GO SO YOU CAN FLASH IT TO THEM. I WAS DRIVIN TO CITY ISLAND ON FATHERS DAY THE OTHER DAY TO EAT SOME SCRIMP AND PLATANOS WITH SHORTY AND SOME OLD NIGGA IN A MUSTANG GOT REAL MAD CUZ I JUMPED OUT IN FRONT OF HIM CUZ HE WAS TRYNA STRONGARM AND JUMP IN FRONTA ME..NIGGA FUCK YOU! WE GOIN TO THE SAME PLACE WHY YOU GOTTA GET THERE FIRST? NIGGA PROCEEDED TO TRY TO RACE BUT NIGGA WAS SCARED TO GO PAST 80...NIGGA YOU IN A MUSTANG, IM IN A FUCKIN ACCORD. I CANT EVEN REMEMBER HOW MANY MIDDLE FINGERS OUT THE SUNROOF AND "YOU MAD?"S THIS NIGGA GOT. I HAD SHORTY DOIN IT TOO. AND SHE'S A VERY WELL MANNERED WHITE CHICK. SHIT WAS HILARIO B. IF YOU SEE A NIGGA FALL DOWN OR GET REJECTED BY A BITCH OR JUST SOME SHIT THATS EMBARASSING ITS ALWAYS GOOD TO BE LIKE "AHHHH YOU SICK!" OR "AHHHH YOU MAAAAD" IT MIGHT START A FIGHT BUT IF THE PERSON HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR THEY'LL BE LIKE "DAMN, I KNOW, ILL TAKE MY L" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 IF YOU CUT A NIGGA OFF AND THEY FLIP YOU OFF OR YOU PEEP THEM IN THEY CAR CURSING ITS GOOD TO HAVE "YOU MAD?" ON A 8x12 CARDBOARD READY TO GO SO YOU CAN FLASH IT TO THEM. I have to do this soon. I will get someone in the car to take a picture if they can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 you mad... yea so this little piece of work can cause immediate laughter or immediate anger. i actually like it, makes me take light of the situation, no matter how serious. fuck getting mad. it's funny when you mad, tho. im an asshole in real life as is. i piss people off without any effort on my part. then they get SUPER pissed when i hit em with the "umad? yea, u mad..." also, for people who know about it, it's equally annoying. like when i use it on my roommate, and he's all "dude, can't you take this seriously?" no nigga, no. the shit you mad about, makes me laugh. even though i did it. shits funny. go eat a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 haha, just caught this on my igoogle.... Most men are within a finger's breadth of being mad. - Diogenes the Cynic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ice Nerves Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 ME: AHHHH YOU MAAAD YOU MAAADDDD (TAUNTING VOICE) This is key Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 said it to a friend last night when he started getting belligerent drunk. dude ended up walking home from the bar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 IT MIGHT START A FIGHT BUT IF THE PERSON HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR THEY'LL BE LIKE "DAMN, I KNOW, ILL TAKE MY L" to reiterate, when this happens it makes you feel like a million bucks. the person will usually have a look on their face that says "well i AM mad that you got me, but i can't say anything back to you because you boxed me into this verbal corner." :cool: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I said You Mad in a taunting way to this waitress at my work, and she was like "oh, internet slang in real life? What a faux pas" "U mad cuz i'm stylin on you" always wins though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 HAHAHAHA SHE CALLED YOU OUT ON INTERNET SHIT? IDA TOLD HER I DONT KNOW WHAT SHE TALKIN BOUT I WAS JUST SAYIN HER EYEBROWS LOOK LIKE SHES MAD. THEN SHE WOULDA FELT LIKE A MAD INTERNERD COUNTER-PUNCHIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 yo, I think she mighta said "IRL" actually, I shoulda countered that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted June 26, 2009 Author Share Posted June 26, 2009 I said You Mad in a taunting way to this waitress at my work, and she was like "oh, internet slang in real life? What a faux pas" "U mad cuz i'm stylin on you" always wins though WHATS HER ACCOUNT NAME? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 WHATS HER ACCOUNT NAME? I bet she just saw it on myspace or some other forum..unless, of course, she's lurking and reading this now.:huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tails0nE Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 i used "U MAD" earlier today... this one chick from around the way called me wanting to talk.. i didnt want to talk to her so i figured lemmie do this you mad shit and see what happens... so the convo went something like this... her: hey boo what you doing? me: nothing just chillin right now.. you? her: nothing over here at mah gurlz crib.. me: oh thats straight... hey you mad? her: uhhh no why..? me: naw cause you sound visibly upset thats all... her: naw im straight.. me: naw i dunno... sounds like you mad.. i kept doing this for a minute and she started getting pissed.. me: aww what you getting all mad for? why you mad? her: cause you keep on asking me if im mad.. me: but you mad... why is you mad? her: what the fuck im not mad maaaan god stop saying that.. me: aaahhhh you maaaaaaad... you maaaaaaaaaaaaad.... her: nooooooooo im not mad what the fuck.. me: why you so mad? her: cause you keep saying that im mad when im not mad and its pissing me off... me: aaahhhhh you maaaaaaaaaaaaad... her: why the fuck you keep saying that..? me: cause you mad.. is niggas stylin on you..? then she hung up... fucking great.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zebradrips Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I taught my girls uncle what "no homo" means, and when to use it. Dude uses it CONSTANTLY now, it's super awkward and awesome. :lol: i love this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I said You Mad in a taunting way to this waitress at my work, and she was like "oh, internet slang in real life? What a faux pas" "U mad cuz i'm stylin on you" always wins though Is that the same black female waitress you were talking about earlier that you said is rude to customers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I think arguing nations should do this instead of passing out notes and expelling diplomats... I bet Obama could do it really well. And they would need this kind of provocation in the Israel/Palestine relations too. They're way too serious about dehumanizing each other they should just try to milk some human reactions out of each other for a change. /no homo Also I'd be down if there was a counter-demonstration after some matter gets handled for my benefit and the opposite party gets all sour about it."YOU MAD" would make good banners and signs. /hungover random thought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I say "you mad?" to my baby moms like every other day She usually responds "hell yeah I'm mad!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HUSK Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 there needs to be a "U MAD" button like props. a whole nother category of tic tacs for all the times peoeple are a "U MAD" . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I'm sure some people would max that out reeeeeal quick on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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