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And why is it that the preppy couple always says something like-

 

"Our car broke down...let's go to that old spooky mansion with no windows or lights and ask for a phone/jump/gallon of gas."

 

"I hear there's zombies on the loose."

 

"Oh, come on. There's no such thing as zombies."

 

(ten minutes later)

 

"Hey, quit breathing on my neck."

 

"That's not me, that's a ZOMBIE!!! AGGGGHHH(crunch)"

 

Or some combination thereof.

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and you never felt like sharing with us. (we don't want the last one)

You fools are all missing out on the sketch with a collage of vagina and tits pictures for the fill.

 

PS: Zombie movies rule. Fuck this influx of PG13 "horror" movies. If i'm watching a horror movie i expect to see tons of blood, gore, tits, and intestines being ripped out.

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How come everytime that happens i still want the dude to be saved somehow like i feel sorry for the cat.

 

Thats like when the Dog got Bit by the zombie in I am Legend i wanted him to find that cure and cure the dog. Damn near shed a tear on that one.

 

/On a side Note ban this Kid randomtask he just keeps dropping pics and gifs in my local brickslayers thread. If you ever head in the San josay thread just bann half the people posting.

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  • 1 year later...
in every single zombie movie, theres always a dude who gets bit then tries to front like he aint get bit and then he turns into a zombie and nearly kills his homeboy?

that shit is fugayzi.

 

right, but he as to do that

 

slow turn shit after his homeboy says

 

hay bruce, doug ,or johnny watevs

 

you all right man

 

and dood turns around hella slow and

 

lunges for his homie

 

nh

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