Dawood Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 so, I see you're out of the red tampon status, Torn..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 23, 2008 Author Share Posted March 23, 2008 Ya Russian Chicks, WATCH OUT FOR FRAN FROM DODGEBALL. I heard after filming of the movie she went back to Mother Russia... Smash... :huh: And yes, jailbait got me out actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted March 23, 2008 Share Posted March 23, 2008 your moving to russia? that sucks. russia is a dirty place. i have a bunch of russian friends who all say russia is a tight place to visit for a few months but to actually live there is a bitch. have fun bud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Here's hoping that I either stay here, or go to Norway instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 hell yeah norway is the shit. or sweden. i want to move to Sweden when im older. maybe retire their or something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abe Frohman Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 move somewhere where there is no 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I was born here Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Russian MTV cribs * http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ncs02Esdf0&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 This is a step below my shit http://youtube.com/watch?v=rp6T8DlwJUQ&feature=related Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 fuck russia. move to canada. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Free healthcare or free girls and drugs. Hmm, healthcare keeps me healthy But girls and drugs do the opposite. Instant gratification FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 no, we dont want you up here eh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Canada it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 24, 2008 Author Share Posted March 24, 2008 Eh Fuck the three character rule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
booniesbomber Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 canada is where its at man. health support. young drinking age. weed is basicly legal. chicks are slammin. and theres plenty of moose's? mease? how would you say moose plural? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 Your mom's a spy and you just totally blew up her spot over the internet. Way to go fucko. Have fun in Guantanimo getting waterboarded for info that you don't even know while listening to your moms get gang raped by prison guards in the next cell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prime Chaos Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 woah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 24, 2008 Share Posted March 24, 2008 i hope you aren't a visable minority p1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rra6R8RUwy8 p2 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchq2hvdZ8k p3 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hb58x7pXAVA p4 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAv_1xqhtG4 p5[/color] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ncs02Esdf0 I love how when he's training with them in the abandoned building he describs this "strange gun that uses gas to propell a ball bearing". Nigga it's called a fucking BB GUN YA DIPSHIT! :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-TORN- Posted March 25, 2008 Author Share Posted March 25, 2008 Did some one say Guantonimo Bay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madsencarl Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 just don't come to australia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Well what the hell would I say? 'Hey, mom. I saw where you were looking at houses in Russia, and those times you spoke a little on the phone. I got this email too, it was in Russian and I couldnt open it. Just thought you'd like to know.' Then, she might decide to NOT move to Russia, and do you fucking know what that would mean? LESS VODKA This is a really terrible comeback. Just thought I'd point that out. However: On a somewhat related note I know someone who went to Russia a few times with friends. One of them got into it with some Russian fellows over a girl and got his nose broken in a bar parking lot. They really don't play. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GucciCondom Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 My boy where I used to work, his grandfather lived in Russia and he has been there. He said it sucks hard as fuck over there. I remember during like the last 5 or 6 years that I was going to school there was a fucking BURST of Russian kids moving in. This dude I don't even know his name it's like Yuklov or some shit but he's a fucking tank and like pounds half gallons of Vladimir vodka. This shit makes you want to punch grannies in the face and rape little girls before a nice Arson spree. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 Cyrillic is easy as fuck to read dude. Open a book and crack that email open and find out your mom is a reverse mail order bride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De sign Posted March 25, 2008 Share Posted March 25, 2008 say neeerd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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