finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 One way or the other, yes. They say tpbm's wicked, but that's how they kick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 hmm. im reluctant to publicly rate myself on the alignment system, but which one would you say you are? http://www.easydamus.com/alignment.html https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alignment_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29 tpbm is also reluctant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 False. That's how I kick it. Tpbm knows if they could make a name for themself in a cauldron of super predators Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 where theres a will, theres a way tpbm has communicated with the dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 False. Tpbm would cut off someone's head and limbs and have sex with their torso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 doubtful tpbm has a gift certificate to a nice restaurant chain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 False. Tpbm found a nice chain in a bathroom restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 false tpbm has pissed in a bunch of shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Nah. Tpbm has peed in someone's tied up raincoat sleeve at a party Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 not possible, tried it tpbm has jizzed in someones shampoo after a party. i actualyl did this, and didnt tell the motherfuckers for like a year. i passed out in this recliner sitting up with my shoes on, so it was time to fuck with me. they dumped a bunch of ketchup in my hair and then wrapped a bedspread around the recliner and then duct taped that. i actually woke up halfway thru them taping it up and passed right back out. woke up the next morning and managed to wriggle my way out and headed to the shower to wash the ketchup out. ran into them that summer and they were all " haha that was pretty good how we messed with you at the party huh?". i responded "yeahhh.. but i got you guys back". confused they asked "wha.. how do you mean?" "i mean i got you guys back. BIG time." they responded "well whatd you do?". i simply told them "dont worry about, but trust me. I got you back" they asked me over and over, month after month "dude this is driving us nuts, wtf did you do??" never gave them an answer, until one night, the following spring, while we were fuckin obliterated, they go "alright, this has gone on way too long, we cant TAKE the aggravation anymore!! wtf did you do to us?" and then i let em know. and they thought it was fuckin awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 False. Dude you should've pm'd me that story!!! Tpbm's mob has many members, maybe a million, meaning much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 maybe. why be greedy? i wanna share it with the thread tpbm attitude is all fucked up and real shitty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 Ayo my attitude is all fucked up and real shitty. Tpbm's songs boost intertec sales through the ceiling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 10, 2014 Share Posted February 10, 2014 false my attitude is all fucked up and real shitty tpbm like to blow faces and pops caps ina illest niggaz ribcages jea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 11, 2014 Share Posted February 11, 2014 I do like shootin niggas that I hate in their face while they're eatin Tpbm would roll dice on Paula Abdul's dead body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 false, shit would be a mess to get out tpbm is having a simultaneously awesome and fucked up day. weird Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craveforeric Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 weird but true..happens to a lot of people to be false :P tpbm behind every cloud is a silver lining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 With all things there comes a pro and a con but that is beside the point. TPBM listens to punk rock music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 False. Tpbm tried something they thought they would like but once they did it they didn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 sure, why not. tpbm has skinned an animal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 does a fish count? TPBM thinks their office cleaners really should clean the windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 False. I got too many j's, they'd be cleaning for days. Tpbm kinda agrees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 True, and they need to set up a proper janitors closet so I can raid that shit for bags and whatnot. TPBM works with a remarkable person who they admire on a professional level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 False. Tpbm got beat with big bats that bruise, break bones, and leave folks bloody in body bags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 false tpbm has sung the song into a court mic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 We ain't even get that commercial in America. Tpbm made a sizable contribution to the mayor's mouth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 false they took tpbm & made them taste just like strawberry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 dang, was hoping you knew that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Tru Maybe seen it once before but definitely wasn't common. Tpbm glowed up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 farce tpbm shoveled white shit all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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