Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 hell no I don't touch fat bitches Tpbm smashes on the fatties on the reg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 haha single but that would pretty much never happen (edit due to new post - still stands) if the tpbm was currently involved in LRC dice game he'd have that burrito money in his pocket with the quickness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 2009 me said true (about the dfatties) 2012 me saysfalse Isuck at dice games TPBM owns a gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false. tpbm thinks some niggas act like bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 tru dat tpbm likes futurama more than the simpsons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 truth, futurama is so much better Tpbm thinks south park is meh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false. tpbm thinks that hot dogs for dinner is a sign that mom is overwhelmed by her period Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 true tpbm has nudes on their phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 true chicks always be sending me those things even though I gots a girl now Tpbm knows how I can get my girl to chill when chicks be sending me the nudes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 ya..put on say yes to the dress an she'll be in a trance and not even notice tpbm thinks someone else will respond to this before them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yardwanderer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false tpbm isn't wearing shoes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 true never in the house tpbm has a membership to a porn site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 False that's shit is free, everywhere. TPBM is drinking bourbon on the rocks, and loving it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false. tpbm wants nikendabutt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false butt yes but i got shoes tpbm has ate marshmallows this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false. tpbm has balled up tissues under their bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false Tpbm got poop on their dick the first time they fucked a girl in the ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false tpbm witnessed a heart attack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 idk. a bum collapsed in front of me one time outside a college campus and i alerted the guards. maybe he was having one. tpbm recently ran into this chick they we're crazy about, and she has a kid now, and it's like, i barely want to take care of myself let alone this chick and a kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 Kinda true, I got some chicks who have kids that keep sending me naked pictures of them and trying to get me to smash. I never do since most of them are not in my general vicinity. Though there is this one chick I know who has a kid that I completely want to smash on I'm just waiting to bump into. Tpbm has kids with this one chick but swears they ain't his and refuses to let the broad know his real name Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false tpbm knows a friend who had kids at 14 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 true, this one chick I know, I banged her in front of her babies daddy a few years ago all drunk one night on her living room floor. Dude just sat there playing xbox. Tpbm has a kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 False. Tpbm considers me alerting that campus guard of that bum passing out was snitching Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false count that as a good deed tpbm carries a white baby on a keychain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false I want nothing to do with devil children Tpbm is equally as afraid of devil children as a I Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 I ain't never scared. Tpbm went to do a karate kick and slipped in pee pee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false tpbm still has their 90s boombox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false Tpbm can do a backflip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 probably, not sure tpbm has strep throat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 17, 2013 Share Posted January 17, 2013 false tpbm knows a relaxed mailman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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