CancerDancer Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 false dont know what that is tpbm is eating in the next 5 mins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 false unless beer counts as food Tpbm thinks that beer counts as a basic food group that you need at least 6 servings from daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 first half: false second half: true tpbm painted today for their first time this year, and even though the piece had vizies E and ewoks K, they were pretty damn happy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 false post the flick tpbm smokes in the washroom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 sometimes true Tpbm is gonna third post the flick since I am seconding it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 third. less talk more rock. tpbme is a compulsive buyer of a certain thing and will share what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 true books about graffiti. tpbm believes a horse is a fast cow with no horns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 apparently in scottish burgers... tpbm is making dinner tonight instead of going out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 false my boy and his girl are cooking me and my girl dinner. I am getting wasted beforehand though so who knows how hungry I will be Tpbm is mentally handicapped Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 prob tpbm has lost money in a bet this year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 edit: false. i don't really ever gamble. mental retard: oftentimes i think so. tpbm is drinking good beer right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 20, 2013 Share Posted January 20, 2013 false vodka and mango juice Tpbm thinks I shouldn't be so lazy and make a bloody mary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true tpbm has attempted to write a book Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 goddamnit edit again: not yet, someday. i write shitty little thoughts down, and have made outlines for a couple but haven't followed through. illuminati:dude. it shouldn't take more than a couple minutes and they're so fucking good. I'm going to make one to go with my fish taco sorta things i'm making for dinner. fuck i forgot to buy limes. tpbm would let me have a lime if they lived nearby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true got a bunch of them in the fridge. Tpbm loves where they work Fist- Yeah I should stop being so lazy, I even use my homemade hot sauce in them when I make them. But It requires getting the blender out and then getting all the fresh ingredients ready and I have to maintain some form of sobriety tonight since my boys girl is kind of a buzzkill and barely even drinks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true tpbm hates bloody marys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm has all their connecting devices and what not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm is starvin marvin right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm is worn out from indirectly inhaling spray fumes this afternoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 godfuckingdammit again edit: false sort of, waiting on some baked fish then i'll be set. making a sort of bastard greek fish taco thing. tpbm has more of a buzz than they anticipated for this time of day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true I am fairly drunk right now and I still got some time before I got to leave for dinner Tpbm was just watching porn instead of the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm has done ketamine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 do you even need me to answer that question? Tpbm has read about the clinical studies involving ketamine and depression Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 true but mushrooms is the way to go if u wanna solve depression with a narcotic tpbm has been to a comedy show and didnt laugh once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm is 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false Tpbm is not tall enough to drink at bars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false. tpbm is a lil wayne fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false tpbm is shorter than their girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false Tpbm is under 5'4 Cancer, from what i've read the blind studies with Ketamine are so phenomenal that it is not longer a bind study after they start. Not read such good results about mushrooms and depression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 21, 2013 Share Posted January 21, 2013 false, under 6'4" tpbm has a bottle of sri racha cock sauce that they stole from a pho spot in their kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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