theprotester Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 One drunken dare led to my income. True. TPBM would attend a major sporting event alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 8, 2014 Share Posted September 8, 2014 preferably not, but if it was either going alone or a losing a ticket, id probably go tpbm wore a dominoes uniform to a pizza hut & just sat with their arms crossed the whole time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 Ture. Tpbm likes at least one, One direction song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 9, 2014 Share Posted September 9, 2014 couldnt tell ya fam tpbm guilty pleasure song is crazy by seal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 tpbm like wtf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Judgement free zone here. Woulda said kiss from a rose tho. On the seal tip anyway. Nh Tpbm's whole life feels like one big guilty pleasure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 falseeded. feels like an orange or a clementine tpbm is rubbing their mockingjay to the jennifer lawrence thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 16, 2014 Share Posted September 16, 2014 Nahski Tpbm takes bathroom breaks just to go on their phone and see if random scenes from movies are on YouTube Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 false, i dont have a job where i need to hide my phone use tpbm had a very, VERY good year financially Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 19, 2014 Share Posted September 19, 2014 False. Tpbm dropped out of college to study quantum fecal theory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 trufal, dropped out of that too tpbm broke up their poo to see if there were any m&m survivors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 24, 2014 Share Posted September 24, 2014 Word. Next question was gonna be "tpbm chops up their dumps" but that's just about the same question. Tpbm thinks of what their gonna say ahead of time before posting in here or else they just don't post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 25, 2014 Share Posted September 25, 2014 sometimes i think of shit during the day & throw it here, but its mostly just whatever bullshit on the spot lol @ one chopping up their dump tpbm has found a few m&m survivors & have reestablished them into the hive amongst the guest room m&m bowl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 Word. Tpbm bounced a check on their girlfriend's abortion so they had to put the baby back in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 false lol tpbm sleeps with a silk noose to induce wet dreams by auto-erotic asphyxia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schnitzel Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Flasch TPBM in tempted to start watch breaking bad again from the start but thinks it's a bridge too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 false, no intention tpbm thought the ending of breaking bad was retarded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Don't know bro. Tpbm fell in love with some mobster's meatball daughter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 7, 2014 Share Posted October 7, 2014 falseeded tpbm denied anthony bourdain because he had no reservation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted October 8, 2014 Share Posted October 8, 2014 False. Tpbm has been bit by at least 12 dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 false tpbm goes around stomping out jack-o-lanterns & when the residents ask wtf theyre doing, they simply answer, "im billy corgan, nice to meet you" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted October 15, 2014 Share Posted October 15, 2014 False. Tpbm knows if christine baranski is hot or nah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 22, 2014 Share Posted October 22, 2014 false tpbm has written a poem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 24, 2014 Share Posted October 24, 2014 True TPBM has performed live poetry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 true...it was called a "rap battle" the person below me knows some kind of martial art. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted October 26, 2014 Share Posted October 26, 2014 True. Used to dojo daily. TPBM do dat do dat do do dat dat dat dattt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted October 31, 2014 Share Posted October 31, 2014 false tpbm can read music Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted November 21, 2014 Share Posted November 21, 2014 False. Tpbm has seen a 400 pound man rise out of his overalls like a Phoenix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted November 22, 2014 Share Posted November 22, 2014 true. twas beautiful tpbm is a gigolo juggalo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted November 25, 2014 Share Posted November 25, 2014 Naah. Tpbm thinks tru life's culo is getting passed around like a lit blunt up north Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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