theprotester Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 Been known to slip a digit for a giggle. true. TPBM thinks microwaves are still some next level shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 false. you seent them induction stoves? that's some next level. tpbm is hurting for a squirting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Falls. The name on tpbm's birth certificate is "meef" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 true tpbm has a wookiee rug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Truish. Was like a wookie at first but when it got washed it ruined it. Plus it's white. Tpbm's first word was ipood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 nah, it was whatever partys over tell the rest of the crew tpbm will tell us what they did everyday of my life since 11 to 74 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Nah. Most of tpbm's daily interactions start with a shove and end with a shovel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 fiff tpbm is afraid of broads and cries when he fucks, straight up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 Fif tpbm would straight up fight a high schooler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 true. tpbm has Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 negative. i think. though i'm going to have to guess that one time i got stabbed admist an all out battle with a bunch of bloods there had to have been at least a couple teenie boppers in the mix. but i didn't know it going in. tpbm thinks it's child like to be near 30 and still sleep in everyday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 9, 2014 Share Posted January 9, 2014 false tpbm has had their face on milk cartons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 False. tpbm just shot one into the sink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 false....not a bad idea though. the person below me needs to buy some mouthwash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 false. tpbm has had an enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 10, 2014 Share Posted January 10, 2014 False. tpbm's a weasel who'd be better off pumpin diesel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 who knows man? who knows… tpbm livin life on the edge a dangerous way of livin never givin a shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 Sorta. tpbm hates when strange niggas want to talk all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 true....all the time. the person below me likes pastrami on their burger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 11, 2014 Share Posted January 11, 2014 false, i feel like doubling up on meats for sandwiches (outside of bacon with basically anything) winds up makin it difficult the enjoy either one on its own. now, pastrami egg and cheese, THATS some good shit. tpbm feels theres no need to write a book on 12oz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 true. the person below me feels there is no need to grab a pen and write steak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 True. tpbm cocked the nine soon as you seen his rolly gleam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 false the person below me who love to blow me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Falze. tpbm agrees that comfort is king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 true. tpbm ate bbq porkchops today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 False. tpbm still a myspace freak Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 false. the person below me ate something with chocolate in it in the past week Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 Falls. Tpbm writes poowik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 false the person below me has eatten chocolate in the past month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 False tpbm uses their hand to separate their buttcheeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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