MedicineCabinet Posted December 27, 2013 Share Posted December 27, 2013 false tpbm is jodie foster in contact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masta0080 Posted December 28, 2013 Share Posted December 28, 2013 True, How did you see past my disguise?!?! tpbm likes the feeling of cold snow on his left nipple ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Falls. Tpbm wants to fuck all sorts of people Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 ive got some criteria, but true, very true tpbm runnin thru bitches like emmet smiff right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 True, true. Tpbm wants to try a spicy ground turkey enema Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 true tpbm sings christmas jingles for change in august Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 false tpbm caught a cold. bummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 False. tpbm went up on the roof with thrift store garage sale plate sets, and frisbeed them into the intersection and watched cops clean it up with brooms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 naw tpbm rolled to their boys crib today, and the motherfucker was on the corner whippin snowballs at random passing cars. he threw 2 at this one whip, and the guy stopped, opened his door, and in a classic puerto rican accent, yelled "ima call you the cops", but he just left a few seconds later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 I wish. Hasn't snowed here in the history of the earth. TPBM thinks no free shipping to my country is some BULLSHIT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 5, 2014 Share Posted January 5, 2014 true, expect naw, that shits way outta the way man tpbm takes alot of things for granted in the US Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Never. tpbm will tell us the first song in their music library in alphanumeric order Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 wontime tpbm is hungrier than a motherfucker and broke as a joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 True. Pockets crazy slim. Grandma's on the case tho. tpbm has at least one person in town that when they see them, it's on. No questions asked, no talkin it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 true. tpbm is chinese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 Chrue. tpbm would respond to a flyer for anonymous sex with 11 other strangers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 true. if the flyer said, "seeking amateur photographer to take photos of anonymous sex with 11 other strangers!" tpbm would be dp'ed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 False. tpbm just had 13 king sized chocolate antennas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 false tpbm hand walks into stores Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CardboardCondo Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 true TPBM can bust freestyles on a whim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 true tpbm knows where the nearest glory hole is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 false tpbm ate a gusher in 1997 & their head turned into a fruit. the company still has not provided them with medical/financial compensation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 ...true. Everyone at the head enhancement clinic said nobody would notice. Tpbm would clean their dirty ass with a south bronx legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 false. my ass be cleansed tpbm has a hairy booty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 6, 2014 Share Posted January 6, 2014 True. TPBM only buys 4ply TP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 I don't know. I Suppose I could get up and look. Tpbm considers them self supple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 false tpbm has got the answer sittin right in front of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted January 7, 2014 Share Posted January 7, 2014 false. tpbm ain't got shit, but hoes and tricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 true, kind of. i got one hoe. whos not rally a hoe. but she my hoe doe. you know? tpbm is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finEyoungCamel!!! Posted January 8, 2014 Share Posted January 8, 2014 False. tpbm's known to harass freaks while feelin they ass cheeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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