MedicineCabinet Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 not really tpbm spends their saturdays selling fine aged cheese at a farmers market, but it all just comes from their feet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Falze. Tpbm's beef is mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 true. i already told ya son. tpbm believes prodigy has aids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 ...sho. Tpbm likes that better in time song by leona lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 It's aight. Tpbm has someone in their life that they can't stop thinking about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 True. Tpbm went to school with the real life chuckie from fresh. he even died the same way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 false - dont think anyone from my high school died yet tpbm has gout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 False. Too young for that. Tpbm grew up actually playing outside, not staying in on the computer all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I've got gout! Tpbm wants a freak in the streets and a lady in the bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 False. Tpbm has diabeeetuz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Falze. Tpbm's name is...kimothy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 el ar el tpbm has not been propped in almost a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Not true. not since yesterday tho. That is tpbm's round about way of asking for props Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 yes, thanks in advance tpbm thinks i suck for exploiting the 12oz props system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Nah. Tpbm would balance a dog biscuit on their nose for some props must spread bruh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 false, thanks for thinkin bout me tho tpbm just farted, and its gonna be a rich, beefy one, like the type of gas that kills children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 No but that sounds fun. Tpbm will tell us the coolest thing their parents ever did for them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 5th tpbm is being lazy as fuck today.. but it is a saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 5th. Tpbm tried to kill themself because they mom wouldn't let them open a christmas present early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 That would have been Christmas present and no TPBM is thinking about crashing the quinceanera going on over the back fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 False. If i kicked tpbm in the chest porkchops would fall out they ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 false - ice cream tpbm thinks tom waits is faking his voice. if not faking, exaggerating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 True. Tpbm wants to shoot niggas that they hate in their face while they're eatin. Nowildout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 True. With some associated 'last meal' cornball phrase to go with. TPBM knows exactly what I should say before pulling the trigger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Idk. Something along the lines of "and for our next course we have hot lead" tpbm hates it when a juvenile tries to prove his masculinity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 True. I have had to give a couple kids their first grown man beat downs, even after giving them every chance to walk away with their dignity intact. TPBM is generally a pacifist, but will do what has to be done when the time comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 True. Tpbm used to get kisses and hugs now they're servin up slugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 false - snails tpbm has dine & dashed (mightve asked many pages ago, idk) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 Falze. Tpbm cuts/used to cut stray cats heads off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 26, 2013 Share Posted May 26, 2013 false :scream: tpbm thinks david bowie looks slightly human Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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