massgraff Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 False. Tpbm has limp wrists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Trur Tpbm is annoyed right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CALIgula Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 false. the person below me is in a gang. (i got shot at back in 2002 at a gas station) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 false tpbm feeds laxatives to all the birds in the park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 False. Tpbm can't start their day without an injection of hot coffee to the back of the skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 ice coffee for those hot mornings tpbm was the victim of a major prank that required surgery - their friends drugged them, made them believe they woke up in the "real world" just like in the matrix (with the holes & all in their spine/back of the head/everywhere else). they were given cold gruel & lived inside of a metal hollywood spaceship set, trying to get over the depression that their whole life has been a mere illusion on their first day to be plugged back into the matrix to start learning, their friends put said plug into the back of their head. it hurt a lot, as the holes in the body were actually real. nothing happened & everyone just yelled "april fools!" the holes are still there, but it was all in good fun & they aint holding grudges Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Word for word. Tpbm still puts little boys on blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 True. Grown guys too sometimes. Tpbm has at least one person they would like to kill if they had a chance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 False. maybe just beat the shit out of. Tpbm likes butthole bread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 yum! Tpbm likes buttholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 ...yum. Tpbm likes orange thongs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 True. Tpbm likes boxers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 They aite but boxer briefs better. Tpbm was touched inappropriately by a family member as a child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 true. only toys TPBM has never actually put their dick/pussy in a box and presented it to someone as a gift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 yesnomaybeidkcanyourepeatthequestion tpbm is a middle child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 False. Tpbm top flight security of the world craig! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 true tpbm never been a sinner i never sin, i gotta friend in jesus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 False tpbm still has all their Lego from their childhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Don't think i ever had legos. just mega bloks. Tpbm has songs with the devil and jesus singin on the chorus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 True.. Tpbm uses sunscreen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Falze. Tpbm thinks best friendism includes peeing in the same toilet at the same time as your boys every now and then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Sure, why not? Tpbm likes peeing in butts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I've never done it :( can you teach me? Tpbm likes light tan bricks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 false tpbm is gonna bbq this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 false tpbm gonna get bbqd this weekend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 False. Just baked. Tpbm gonna get baked this weekend. --massgraff--- all you need is a funnel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 true tpbm would get their pubes dreadlocked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 False. Tpbm had their pubes waxed off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 false. not want tpbm has hemorrhoids Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 False TPBM got way more shit accomplished today then they set out to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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