MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 sigh* true.. but its my own damn fault tpbm just saw a cow flying headfirst into a meat packing plant. the world is cruel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 False. TPBM has never heard of me on this website. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 false oh, thats just how youre saying hello. oh youu. nah, i remember you tpbm was fisted by a merman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 False. Only girls are allowed to touch tpbm sexually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 true, but guess id let some fag massage my feet for thousands of uma dollars if he wanted. just hands, though - no feet in his ass or anything crazily gay like that tpbm hasnt masturbated since their turtles died Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Falze. Tpbm jams things in their urethra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Ouch no. Tpbm jams things into their ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 ...no... Tpbm wants something "nasty" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milk Grenades Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue true tpbm what is nasty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 True. Tpbm wants me to lick their left titty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 True. Tpbm has peed in a skull Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Sure. Tpbm's got 16 bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 false tpbm is addicted to snorting baby powder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 Sho. Tpbm wants a suitcase that shoots dog biscuits to distract drug dogs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Taco Steven Posted May 21, 2013 Share Posted May 21, 2013 True. tpbm will now say a yo momma joke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 False, they're lame. tpbm eats chalk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Word bond. Tpbm wants a damn fish sandwich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 True tpbm wants to take dance lessons to impress a certain someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 doubt it tpbm thinks a restraining order is just another love test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
French Krump Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 True tpbm is expecting a phone call 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 False. Tpbm used to tuck their dick inbetween their legs and pretend it was gone when they were a kid and sometimes now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Not gonna lie, I have woke my wife up like this several times, scares the piss out of her every time TPBM couldn't stop laughing the first time they heard "the lotion song" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I don't think i'm familiar with the lotion song. Tpbm spits when they talk, and they fart when they spit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 nope tpbm is employing their usual strategy of “ignore it, hope it goes away” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 true - thats how that one bridge got built tpbm leaves boogers on elevator buttons, but uses protection during application as to not actually touch said buttons Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 False. Tpbm le schnook Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tighthead Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 False. Tpbm gets agro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ms.seyer Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 true tpbm is close to self destruction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 ive never been more unsure of anything in my life tpbm had unprotected sex last night with someone they barely know.. but they prolly straight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 True. tpbm will now say a yo momma joke xhttp://achewood.com/index.php?date=08292006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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