massgraff Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 False, but my phone actin weird. Tpbm is happy with how much money they make Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 For me, true. But I would like to make more so I could pay my staff more. TPBM doesn't believe me and thinks I'd squirrel it all away and build an intricate tunnel network between my house and the local watering hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False, I think you are squirreling it all away to build a sex dungeon Tpbm has no money saved at the moment and is living check to check Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. seem honest enough. Tpbm heard about that guy that got raped in jail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 true, but you should just pay your staff less & buy where, mass, & i vip accounts for life - just because edit* 2posts2late.. false, dont know anyone who got raped in jail tpbm stands outside food network events for the sole purpose of booing celebrity chefs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False though if I ever got the chance to I would Tpbm has brought a megaphone to a concert to heckle a performer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false tpbm wears glasses (not sunglasses) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True. Tpbm would rather come in socks than peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 both acceptable. you cant tell me the moment of ejaculation into a sock isnt peaceful already, though tpbm hangs half onions in their room 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 True. False. I ain't on that superstition get up. TPBM is on that superstition get up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Si. to errthang. This chick sorta pooped in tpbm's face and tpbm sorta ate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 liar, girls dont poo tpbm would chill a log of shit, give it a quick pankfo fry, then serve it to someone on their last day.. assuming you didnt care about references Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false tpbm doesn't like seafood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. Love it. TPBM goes fishing on the regular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. Tpbm ain't judgin but buggin how we fall so many levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false tpbm is the reason elderly women cover their couches in plastic wrap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false Tpbm makes old white woman clutch their purses and scurry away from them on the street Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 false tpbm worked out for a solid hour today then did a new job at a restaurant to keep the stack up while they start this new venture, fuckin EXHAUSTED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. Tpbm views people as cattle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False. TPBM never cries about the money they spend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 true tpbm dont scream n kick when his shit dont fall in my hands man, cuz i know how to steeeeall.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 No. Tpbm thinks their ass has a mind of it's own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False Tpbm thinks some woman have mind control lasers in their asses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doodle Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 true i like big butts and i can not lie tpbm is an ass man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Defy. Tpbm boutta whip up some seagull stew...mon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False, I got to much respect for how vicious those birds are to eat them. I've watched them straight up attack people en mass to steal food from people eating at this spot next to the beach before. Tpbm clogged a toilet today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 No for a change. maybe in a bit. Tpbm wants 6 months worth of severance pay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 False, I want to be able to work this fucking season instead of sitting on my ass like I did for half of last year. Tpbm hates not working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I hate the imbalance that always seems to come with it, one way or the other. I have learned to accept it and budget for it, wish I could save a couple weeks off for when I am working for years with no breaks though. TPBM writes in cursive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Nope. Tpbm is infested with skunks and finds them annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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