Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false I don't even know what that is and am to lazy to look it up Tpbm knows what massgraff is talking about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false tpbm has an open wound on their body Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 does blister count? Tpbm has bleed out of their ears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true hypotehtically, if tpbm were to use the colloquialism "going down on myself" theyd be talking about masturbating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 No, I would be talking about auto-falatio, but my beer belly gets in the way. TPBM has cockslapped a girl as hard as they could just to see if it would leave a dick shaped mark on her face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true I wake my girl up by slapping my cock in her face some mornings. Tpbm has slapped a dude in the face with their cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false, that counts as, dude tpbm is now disappointed in my post a few back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 touse the colloquialism pretty sure you made these words up so no. tpbm rocks an obus forme back whatever the fuck it is supporter plank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false and i was referring to a different post tpbm is dehydrated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false Tpbm doesn't play video games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 very true. tpbm has a patchy assed beard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false Tpbm can never find shoes their size Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false...find em on sale all the time tpbm has included 'trill' somewhere on their resume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 resume? What the fuck is that shit? Tpbm is gonna post a flick of their pets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 true tpbm participates in a local bar trivia/quiz night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 sometimes tpbm got mad excuses when one of the homies needs help moving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 haha. true. especially since i drive a pickup. i get asked every fucking time. tpbm used to rollerblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 fuck no Tpbm knew a "professional" rollerblader who used to do the X games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MR. BIG DICK Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 yup...he razor scoots now though tpbm knows what happened to that Mass Appeal magazine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 yeah it became full of ads and complete hipster bullshit kinda like this spot I post hang out at Tpbm remembers the days of mass appeal being a dope mag Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 False. We used to have to scrounge between four of us to pick up a shitty local 'zine'. Straight trash. TPBM can't done read good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false tpbm wears sock 24/7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false, gotta let that shit breath tpbm just woke up and is hungry, but has to shave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false, I hate shaving so I don't do it Tpbm doesn't even own a razor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fist 666 Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false. 2 razors and 3 different clippers. tpbm agreed to help family out today and really just wants to back out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illuminati Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false got to go to work though I really want to back out since i'd rather be sleeping Tpbm would also rather be sleeping Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CancerDancer Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false slept long enough tpbm is a chemist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 false tpbm is stuck doing the same shit, making the same mistakes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 nope. tpbm wants oprah's twerkin booty poppin cheeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theprotester Posted January 22, 2013 Share Posted January 22, 2013 Naww, you can keep that. TPBM saw a few bright shooting stars last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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