yomommasaho Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 false tpbm has at least 4 tshirts with black recording artists on em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 not one. what is with you and these black recording artist questions? tpbm is about to hit the sack and THEN go to sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 Boogie hands? TPBM is pretty sure mass doesn't even know what tha fuck he is talking about most of the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 False, He is cool calm and collected. Like The American Psycho. TPBM believes that money should be more sort after than catching fame. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 true, and thank you. tpbm has eaten something from under the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 False. But have never had the opportunity to do it. TPBM believes that the oontz forum would be able to assemble an epic paintball team and could win a match against a professional team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 I know for a fact there are dudes on here that have survived combat in Iraq an Afghan. Paintballers ain't got shit on that. TPBM has some bullshit bureaucrat shit that must be done today, IE: DMV, unemployment office etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 false. tpbm owns sex toys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 False, Don't get down like that. TPBM is a fan of having a sleep just after lunch then heading to the gym for a solid workout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 nah. tpbm agrees that "lets sit down, oh let me just wipe off your seat" and then you wipe your face, is a good pickup line Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ipod90 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 True, I would contemplate even using it. TPBM thinks agrees that David Attenborough is the shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
redeyedanimal Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 i don't know who that is. tpbm drinks before noon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 true. tpbm doesn't think niggas in paris was THAT hot just the beat was hotter than anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 i dont pay neither of them niggaz no mind no more man tpbm has not been propped in almost a month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 false, last friday :( i'll prop u if u prop me. tpbm supports capital punishment 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 only if its administered by me upon my enemies tpbm is a spectator, not an active participant 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 false. tpbm supports fapital punishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 sure, why not. if tpbm had to choose between having a beehive on their head that they couldn't remove and every time someone got close to you they'd sting them and no one would chill with you or a fat hairy ballsack for a nose that was inoperable, which would you choose Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 I think I could pull off the nose nuts like a boss. TPBM thinks arbitrary hypothetical questions like that are retarded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 2, 2012 Share Posted May 2, 2012 false. tpbm finally posted something that was sent to them by someone else who frequents this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 false tpbm hasnt drank any bacardi in over 2 weekends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aaaaaaaaaa Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 true. tpbm thinks eviltrailer should say that to my face fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 true. tpbm used to bang some 70 pound witch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 false tpbm bangs a 700 lb wench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decyferon Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 false tpbm feels rough as fucking shit after a heavy night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eviltrailer77 Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 False, after 13 months of unemployment I finally have several job interviews lined up for today. TPBM will not be massgraff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 true. tpbm sometimes refers to a thousand as a "thow cow" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 false, but thanks for keepin it wun'hunned tpbm just wasnt catchin cards last night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
massgraff Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 true. tpbm is sick from the prostitution but they won't retire... FLAMES AND FIREEE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yomommasaho Posted May 4, 2012 Share Posted May 4, 2012 false, i can satisfy her tpbm was up late this morning and is now tired today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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