Hayabusa Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 well im not THAT down i could care less really about the situation im in now kicked it with this chick she seemed dope but i dont think itll go anywhere it was harsh blind date steez too (frst time doing that, and i think all things considered it went ok) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 This guy I have known since H.S has had a crush(?) on me. for forever. Its kinda scary now that I think about it. I thought after all these years he’d give up and realize that I am only attracted to inanimate objects and have no desire to cup cake. Sporadically he calls me to chill I use to hang out with him (shamefully) to get smoked out (wrong. I realized this and have avoided hanging out with minimal explanation.) He always raises the question of taking things to the next level. He recently tried again. I am interested in other things/people. That don’t involve him (mainly because he is a MR.me too) and it seems that because I kept the breaking off of our somewhat relationship (consist of smoking and thee watching of movies) prolonged it is harder to do so. Douche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Just broke up with a girl after like, 11 days. Cheated on her twice. I can't stand trusting girls especially after getting 2 of them to cheat on their boyfriends. That's not very straightedge of you. Good job. Faggot. Go drink some beer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 (mainly because he is a MR.me too) . omg maybe you guys just have so much in common give it a shot hahahaahha:lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 what the fuck is an MR? -outtatheloopskioner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my current girlfriend of almost 7 months is going through a bunch of shit. Her dad is going to jail her mom got cancer a bunch of drama at school......I duno a whole bunch of shit that shes going through. Then she gets mad at me cause I was too fucked up to take her to some lame movie and now shes saying that we might as well be friends with benefits cuz all we do is fuck. She lives a good half hour drive away and with school we only get to chill once a week......so of course I wanna just fuck her as soon as I see her! I honestly do have feelings for her, but I guess I could see how she thinks that I just want to fuck her. I duno the whole thing is getting a little out of hand and Im think about just letting old girl go. but then I realize that this is a steady flow of pussy and I might as well keep taking advantage of it........fuck man, I duno what to do with this crazy bitch! You seriously suck at life. Your girl probably deserves better. Food for thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 what the fuck is an MR? -outtatheloopskioner Mexirican? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 DAO putting the smack down on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my shits mad complex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 I just logged onto YIM and see my ex is on. I will not talk to her. This I do swear. Seriously. I won't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 mexirican? wtf? no way her moms gradmamas make the good enchiladas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 hey dao what the fucks up? I went and skated at SP park. it was really nice out tonight. good skate weather. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 what the fuck is an MR? -outtatheloopskioner Mr. Me too. ex. "I bungee jumped yesterday off a cliff and the cord snapped. Thankfully a pegasus was flying by at that exact same moment and saved me from an untimely death..." -no M.M two "Oh my godness that happened to me too but it was a pink one and later we had sushi and exchanged myspace URLS. It was rad "- Mr. Me too Mr. Me too's do everything you do but better. Hayabusa. We would have nothing in common. I am content with being a nerd and having an un eventfull life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alure Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 appreciating and being unapreciated. same ole same ole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Mr. Me too. ex. "I bungee jumped yesterday off a cliff and the cord snapped. Thankfully a pegasus was flying by at that exact same moment and saved me from an untimely death..." -no M.M two "Oh my godness that happened to me too but it was a pink one and later we had sushi and exchanged myspace URLS. It was rad "- Mr. Me too Mr. Me too's do everything you do but better. Hayabusa. We would have nothing in common. I am content with being a nerd and having an un eventfull life. oh I have one of those too only with more flying awesome cool things that yours didn't have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 oh I have one of those too only with more flying awesome cool things that yours didn't have. -No Mr. Me two? :huh: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 /noMR. too x 1000 with flying sushi glitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Bueller Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 SMOKIN' TREES EY'DAY NIGGA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 This guy I have known since H.S has had a crush(?) on me. for forever. Its kinda scary now that I think about it. I thought after all these years he’d give up and realize that I am only attracted to inanimate objects and have no desire to cup cake. Sporadically he calls me to chill I use to hang out with him (shamefully) to get smoked out (wrong. I realized this and have avoided hanging out with minimal explanation.) He always raises the question of taking things to the next level. He recently tried again. I am interested in other things/people. You should try this. Next time your chiliin with dude and he tries to make the moves on you, go for it. But be mad weird in doing so. Like when you kiss him, dart your tounge around at warp speed all weird and shit like a fucking space alien. And bite him mad hard on the neck while clawing the shit out of his back as soon as he starts fucking you. He should lose his hard on soon enough and never bother you again. Trust me, i know what I'm talking about. It worked wonders for the chick I had a crush on all through highschool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 what? how would that work? that's like a giant fucking neon hollywood sign 20 miles high for freak kinky sex. serious old man you need to get yer skate on you're loosing yer mind. lets go drink some beers. old ladies going out of town for the weekend lets get drunks definite /NOHOMO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 Mr. Me too. ex. "I bungee jumped yesterday off a cliff and the cord snapped. Thankfully a pegasus was flying by at that exact same moment and saved me from an untimely death..." -no M.M two "Oh my godness that happened to me too but it was a pink one and later we had sushi and exchanged myspace URLS. It was rad "- Mr. Me too Mr. Me too's do everything you do but better. Hayabusa. We would have nothing in common. I am content with being a nerd and having an un eventfull life. ^This post makes zero sense. Where the fuck you get MR out of that? Should I be regretting wasting my 4,444 post on giving you advice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 yesh 4444 is an unlucky number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 what? how would that work? that's like a giant fucking neon hollywood sign 20 miles high for freak kinky sex. serious old man you need to get yer skate on you're loosing yer mind. lets go drink some beers. old ladies going out of town for the weekend lets get drunks definite /NOHOMO I guess you'd have to have been there. I have ZERO problem with kinky sex. Shit wasn't even kinky though, it was just weird. Looking back, I think it was on purpose. To throw me off her trail. And it def worked. And as for the skating and drinking beer and shit,... you been had my number. You wanna talk all this rah-rah on the internet, but you never hit a nigga up. That's on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 dao I dont think that would work. I think that would just make the calls more frequent. Plus I really dont want his penis anywhere near me even if there would be a possibility he would run away crying and never want to talk to me again. I am just going to avoid him forever. and ignore all incoming calls like I have been successfully doing for some time now. The only thing I cant seem to get away from is the notes he leaves on my car and on my proch. ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 The only thing I cant seem to get away from is the notes he leaves on my car and on my proch. ew. Now that's just plain weird. Stalker weird. Psycho status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 nah didn't you get my pm? maybe It didn't get sent. sorry. I lost yer number when the lady went apeshits and broke the phones. hit me on the pms also you had my number too coulda called a nigga up also Bish those note where from me sorry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOE-LESTER Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 banana fish, PM me maybe we can "sort" your friend out. i specialize in making cornball faggots disappear from reality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 i just noticed the way I abbreviated you're name ain't quite right funny though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
banana fish Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 ^This post makes zero sense. Where the fuck you get MR out of that? Should I be regretting wasting my 4,444 post on giving you advice? I was trying to dramaticall explain a Mr. Me too. I accidently capitalized the R. in mr. There wasnt suppose to be an emphasis on MR. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eatso Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 but now that there is.... anywho who wants white Russians? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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