THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's momma licks feet, trims dick hair-afros, and sells crystal meth out of her 1 bedroom apt in the projects Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's broke ass gets edge ups from Mero's gardener named jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's momma's panties got more holes in them, than the fucking stories we hear from whats going down in iraq. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's momma was on a mixtape with cam'ron, lil wayne, young jeezy, and jay-z, and the only thing she contributed was the dick sucking sound they used as the beat... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's momma sucked my dick so good, i had to put that bitch in my top 5 friends list on myspace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's stupid as momma got locked up for catching and eating pigeons in central park Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 tease momma pussy got duct tape in the inside walls with camoflauged meatflaps Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NayS Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 this nigga tease forehead stick out so far that he rocks a newera 5950 sticker underneath it ha ha ha :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 theo's momma took 1st place in the hood olympics for throwing cinder blocks. she threw for 450 yards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EGG Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 1995 flashback session 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share Posted January 27, 2008 THEO'S MOMMA SO STUPID, SHE HOLLERED AT GLIK$ THROUGH 12OZ, FELL FOR A NIGGA, FLEW TO HIS APT, GOT DICKED DOWN, SCREAMED OUT "CUZ IM FROM NEW YAWWWWWK" THEN GOT MAD WHEN GLIK$ TRIED TO PASS HER ALONG TO SEEKS STATING THE LAST TIME GUYS PASSED HER AROUND LIKE THIS, SHE WOUND UP WITH A KID NAMED THEO... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 this nigga got stabbed outside a hannah montana concert omg hahahhaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 i gotta say tease gets an A for effort but theo is still putting it down real strong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 this thread is too fucking funny. i cant take it i just read the whole thing. hahaha i dunno why i slept on it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ohnoone Posted January 27, 2008 Share Posted January 27, 2008 scrambled egg afro w/ bacon sideburns is pretty much the funniest thing ive ever heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 theo's momma was cell mates with ODB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 theo's momma was cell mates with ODB. you say that like its a bad thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 28, 2008 Author Share Posted January 28, 2008 you say that like its a bad thing. whens the last time you recall women and men being locked up together. fucktard. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Jefe Uno Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 Hahahahha Fuckin gold here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeBee Posted January 28, 2008 Share Posted January 28, 2008 This thread is amazing, props to both Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 theo's momma got 4 volumes of cops with her and the rest of his family starring in that shit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 my bowels just tried to explain the apocalypse to me through interpretive dance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this nigga tease momma is an asthmatic rapper with an iced-out inhaler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this nigga tease such a brownnoser, he namedrops mods and respected veteran members in his jokes for accolades Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 theo's bitch ass momma gots a glass eye with a tiger shark in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 theo's momma got two fake titties, one double d, and one b cup, with half a ass cheek implant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted January 29, 2008 Author Share Posted January 29, 2008 theo's momma so fucking stupid, she tried to hold up a gas station with a bucket of KFC and her rabbit dildo on high vibrate... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this nigga tease prom date showed up to his prom rockin a louis vuitton neckbrace, a fluorescent jheri curl, a tattoo of forrest whittaker on her neck, and some orthopedic sweatpants that smelled like menthol that she bought with a prescription Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted January 29, 2008 Share Posted January 29, 2008 this nigga tease momma is a blind gangbanger and be throwin up braile gangsigns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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