heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 New years resolution; find out of shape fat people who want to be my gym partner and then together we will smoke trees until we forget all about the gym and are happy again. start digitizing the record collection/ get serato. continue till april with this no cig steak ive been on, one year down, life to go. stop worrying about how consistently inconsistent i am and will for ever be impregnate multiple ladies so the world can enjoy Multiple Hev mixes into the future. continue making threads then get ignored for their boring content or repeats. XBOX. aka hev is marked for death and merked for life... i just wanna live to kill you again. first; im old enough to remember when colecovision and atari first came out. I had neither. I also remember the day i beat the first screen of pacman with out dying, and that its never happened again since. Now you may be thinking, 'well hev, clearly video games are not for you'. WRONG they are for me, its just that while i was drawing and not having a tv until i was 15, the rest of the world was getting all joystick friendly and kicking digital asses left right and center, and now here i am a 40 (not really but you get the point, Corel aint 40 ether and he made a movie) year old virgin noob who sucks at XBOX. HOW BAD ARE YOU, you might ask... XBOX literally suggested i put on a helmet while playing so i wouldn't hurt myself. and I have a list of geriatric epileptics (off their meds) to play me and they have been instructed on taking it easy on me. In a game where the average kill-death ratio is 5 kills to one death, hev does the opposite by double almost, so in some you could say im number one at dying; not glorious as winning but its still a number one slot. I have died more times then the the rest of my team combined. And the worst part is listening to high pitched voice pimple-pocked fuckos tell me i suck; 'for real? you saw me dieing too huh?" Im convinced in real street warfare i would do much better... maybe. Prolly not. I need some sort of video training course or some shit. The best is spending all the loot on XBOX only to now know i just spent 500 bones that ultimately just stresses me out. I have learned one thing though... If i do NOT see a green name about your head, you are not on my team and i am thinking aways to kill you. NOTICE TWIMC: i will now from here on out get vegetable fried rice instead of regular rice when i get Chinese food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 So....you want to play COD4 so I can own you?? I need to pad my stats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i cant believe you didnt put this in the new years resolution thread if you only had like 60 posts everyone would tear you apart for this..... but i suppose this is one of the perks of being a senior moderator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 NO its one of the percs of being a total dipshit. The mod thing has the advantage of keeping it open, fear not it will drop like stones from a plane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 thats how one properly spells percs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i demand rap letters from giftopolis ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i demand someone get on COD4...i feel the need to shoot the shit out of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 So....you want to play COD4 so I can own you?? I need to pad my stats i have been jacking up peoples kills like Crazyyy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 video games are teh gheys are yoo teh gheys H3ro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 thats how one properly spells percs? it is if your hev, the rest of the world prolly spells it p-e-r-k.... But mom always called me special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i have been jacking up peoples kills like Crazyyy. Is this a challenge??? If so....i will take it And count choc: Video games are not the gheys....only people that get owned on daily say shit like that. Keep practicing though...maybe you will get good and little kids wont kick your ass :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Giftopolis Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i demand rap letters from giftopolis ! like...... how do you do's of rap? cause that can happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spruce Lee Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 you also might want to work on the spelling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 FROM HERE ON OUT I DENOUNCE ALL THAT IS NOT HELPING GET BETTER AT XBOX. no more: writing on things drawing in preparation to write on things 12oz phone friends fam might take a brake from paying bills too showering thats over rated in a digital world. pretty much going outside. the maps on xbox are a good approximation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 hev really is this bad. ive been hearing about it for a minute now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 heavy, if you ever feel the need to get your ass handed to you...err i mean play COD4. add me on Xbox live.... SN: Danskivich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 Fuck spelling, with my headset in dont need to spell, shit even my rap name is misspelled... im not mad im am man. and i can admit to being wrong... or at least spelling atrociously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i need to hit a fucking gym as well. i was brushing my teeth, without a shirt on, watching my little man titties jiggle. it was depressing. my girl just put me on a diet, and it fucking sucks. i need to start working out, so when i tie my shoes, i don't get all grunting and breathing funny. good luck with that x-box hev. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 fcuk luck i need skills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 i played wii the other day i pwned i played some hockey game on Xbox a while back -- again, uber pwnage on my behalf i'm just too good at everything to like video games yup . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 mirrrr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 it must be nice to be fully realized as AWESOME! kudos young cereal named dude. KUDOS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 this makes me want to jump on the xbox...i am on to owning and boosting teh stats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 and all this is going down while i exist both physically and mentally in multiple dimensions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 heavy, if you ever feel the need to get your ass handed to you...err i mean play COD4. add me on Xbox live.... SN: Danskivich i will add you, but i need to get a little better first; so im at least just awful instead 'SUCK UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE' status. its like being a toy all over again, and im not convinced i ever out lived it the first time, i now no why as you get older you become more and more risk averse cause your ability to evolve quickly fades. Ive begun shopping for walkers; looking for one with an Ipod adapter and a nice lil woofer; so i can keep it hustle while i shuffle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 yeah dude u need more skills girls like guys with skills i wish u all the best in ur journey to become a non newb in the online world of gaming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted December 27, 2007 Author Share Posted December 27, 2007 i cant even draw a liger... i have ZERO skills. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 fuck a liger zebracorns are the new black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R@ndomH3ro Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 damn, i just went up three ranks in one game.....fucking noobs getting their grill pieces blown off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john brown Posted December 27, 2007 Share Posted December 27, 2007 im level 55, whats good? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.