UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Ok kiddies, at the request of a certain drunk asshole i have a story to tell. Well my friend Mark, dudes crazy and knows crazy ass people. Well he use to know this guy who worked at a club downtown, as a bouncer He tells me he was a huge ass dude, and didnt take shit from anyone. So one night big homies doin his thing, ''bouncing'' and some mexicans start actin out. Apprently they tried to basically rape some chick on the dance floor and stole her panties while she was still wearing them. So dude heads over and tells them to get the fuck out. Well they start getting all ''I know these people, we roll with these people.'' So the dude and hes big ass friends hurl these bean burritos out the backway. They call him a racist and all this shit and swear hes dead. So its like 3-4 and The guys leaving, grabs his shit goes out the back way. Well one of the fuckin dudes grabs him and another chops his god dman arm off with a machete. Well they run for it, thinkin hes left for dead, but dude makes it somehow. Well he goes in, gets the security tapes and over a span of 2 years hunts the fuckers down. Long story short he killed all 3 of them, ''Single handily'':lol: The Prolouge: Dude gets convicted for manslaughter and gets a 20 year sentence, with 40 suspended/probahtion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 and this couldn't go into the other bouncer thread because? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Becuse I wanted to be able to say i have a thread... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blood Feast Island Man Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 worthless without pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Are you fucking serious... Flics of a dude with one arm? The fuck do you people want from me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lord_casek Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Are you fucking serious... Flics of a dude with one arm? The fuck do you people want from me... you act like it's hard to find a one armed bouncer. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 pics or it didn't happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Quentin Tarantino should turn this into a movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Quentin Tarantino should turn this into a movie. I swear thats what i said when i heard this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 pics or it didn't happen Tell that to the one armed mother fucker in cellblock 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 Becuse I wanted to be able to say i have a thread... well, than you should have made a thread that isn't the same thing that is running two spots above your thread. without photos makes it even worse. i'm just saying man, people around here get moody like a menstrual cycle over shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 ^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ain't that the truth. Guilty as charged. Ha ha. The whole arm or just like elbow down? Forearm or less? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 I know, but how am i sopose to get pics of this shit? And next time i wont make a new thread, damn i liked the story. You people found out way too quick santa wasent real Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 So you just made this shit up or what? Fucking fail if you did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 No, I didnt personaly know the guy. However Marky mark dont lye about shit like this, hes that dude. Hes like the Homer of the block, trust me this shit happnded. Plus my older brother knew one of the Eses who got merked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdUnit Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 I didn't expect pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 I didn't expect pics. Dont know how you could. I just happen to be rooming with him in the pen and i got a camera in a cake. Or i was out on a stroll and just so happnded to watch this guy get owned. Commmmme on man, use your visual shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HydrogenPeroxide Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 the story is cool and all, but people on here act like if they type more than one sentence it qualifies as a thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable. Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 "Did you notice a sign out front that said dead mexican storage? I don't give a fuck about how good my fuckin coffee is mmmmkay?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 how much of the arm was cut off id imagine its pretty hard to slice an arm off with a machettee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
podrido Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 u could atleast post the news article on the case? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 yo he should post the tape on youtube. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 wait if he's in jail he probably dont even know about youtube. nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UPS! Posted December 23, 2007 Author Share Posted December 23, 2007 Yet again i dont know how much was cut off but ill ask. And someone swingin that thing pretty steady it wouldnt be too hard to take off part of an arm. I was lookin for news, but honestly so much shit goes on and is never in the media believe it or not. I have another story about a guy who picked up a prostitute and later found out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Clothesoff Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 that must of been a sharp ass machete or they are doctors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wayne hits Posted December 23, 2007 Share Posted December 23, 2007 i didn't even understand that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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