LANDCLAM1 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 not that thats funny but its fuuny because when i was little i jumped off a swing and fell in a bush causing a stick to impail my cheek. i have a scar from it. i like it. its memories of when i was cooler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 so cosmetic surgery is lame. how bout reconstructive surgery? on some dr. rey tryin to be a humanitarian by reconstructing little mexican kids with cleft palette type shit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 There is a difference between surgically fixing a birth defect that effects your life and getting sacks of saline shoved into your chest through your belly button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 what if a bitch had a third nipple that totally didnt affect her life, and she wanted it removed but only so she could replace it for her left titty nipple. would that be wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I am not in a position to say what is right and what is wrong. Just for myself, I would never get cosmetic surgery. There was a time that I often thought about taking a box cutter to my face. Because I thought dudes were interested in me for the wrong reasons. I never did it. Because dudes told me not to. I don't think for myself. Recently, I have noticed that the less I try, the better people think I look. I get more compliments when I wear little-to-no make up and don't bother combing my hair..then I do when I go all out trying to fancy myself up. Gay dudes are pretty into me when I get dressed real flashy. Everyone else, not so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperface Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 This very beautiful girl with dark brown hair, and bright green shirt parked her tiny vintage 60's car right next to me. First I just jumped away from the car that almost ran me over. I've noticed that some pedestrians don't look at the driver at all when they try to find out where the car is going to turn. Instead, they look at the car's bumper area, as if the car's 'face' would tell them something. I always look at the driver through the window. She was really beautiful, light blue eyes. can't remember more. I immediately felt like staring so I turned away. This happened in Cork, Ireland few years ago. I will never see that person again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 i have just made very good friends with a group of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen they are the shit. they were singing to me earlier about wantihg me to go to a club tonight with them. i loved it. BUT as we are friends i dont think they would want dick. DAMN ^Unless you're ugly or a loser, you could still get some. Girls only use that "oh were freinds, I wouldn't want to mess that up" line on losers. Im sure I'm not the only one on here who's banged many female freinds over the years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porcelain Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 no you're not Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 word cuh word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayabusa Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 I love being told I'm beautiful. Every girl does. However, I do NOT like: being "hollered" at being told i have a fine ass being told I should be a model or any other lame shit being followed around by dudes at the gas station trying to "holler" getting creepy ass "come to me" eyes how do you distinguish between being told you're beautiful versus being "holllered" at Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twinky the kid Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 my word, your beautiful. AYE SHAWTY WHAT YOU NAME IS?!?! you tell the difference. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleeping Pills Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 what a goofy lookin bunch of whities. fuckin cracker ass suburban kids. jeep cherokee drivin lacrosse team playin sucka assss niggas. jack them niggas real quick. knaw mean! um... we don't go to the same school. should've mentioned that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigpoppa.k Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 I do it all the time with genuine intentions. Girls love it if done properly. Say it, walk away, don't look back. They'll be thinking about you rather than their boyfriend till at least the next day. You ever see them again, you have an in. Sometimes you gotta just say the most random shit to them though, because that works too. Who cares what they think, you're doin something nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pissdrunkwhat?! Posted November 29, 2007 Share Posted November 29, 2007 if i pulled my weiner out and said you were beautiful would you touch it? with the inside of your throat?..... im actually alot less superficial than i may appear to be to the few who know me online. im actually kind of a hopeless romantic type. fucking curse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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